Eastbury Bunker
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Eastbury Bunker
| 00:00 - 00:03 | Good morning David I'm glad to inform you that |
| 00:04 - 00:07 | your SLT are rounding up their forces here in Wanstead |
| 00:07 - 00:12 | and are bringing down teaching staff from here... |
| 00:13 - 00:15 | here, and here. |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | Are there any other members of staff with a thirst for power who can join them? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Yes Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | But... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | But there is another more pressing issue... |
| 00:34 - 00:38 | ...white British students are not making the required 13 levels of progress. |
| 00:53 - 01:01 | If you are a member of the PE department, you have 5 awards ceremonies to prepare for and you may leave. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How could this have happened? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I told Chris I did not want their results to count. |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | If they cannot get 5 GCSEs just enter them for a GCSE Statistics exam even if there is only 4 weeks to learn the subject |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | We must have more drop-ins, more lesson observations and... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | and catch staff unawares with new initiatives |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | We must enforce operation BlueSky immediately. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | From now on I want everything recorded on BlueSky |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Everything down to the very last Plenary. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But using BlueSky takes too long... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Too long!? BlueSky was supposed to reduce middle managers workload |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, they say they have too much paperwork. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | What is wrong with asking middle managers to fill in loads of paperwork SDP, DDP, CPD, PPWB and CATs? |
| 01:52 - 01:55 | Can't we just have drop down menus like the reporting system? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Its not like they are planning for a new build, |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | doing next years timetable... |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | or nominating the school for a TES award. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | What are we going to do when our data King leaves us? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Who will understand FFT, targets and why spreadsheets are nearly always called Book1.xls? |
| 02:14 - 02:17 | I instructed you to train up someone, Dan maybe and don't give him a pay rise. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Just don't let Keith Eames get wind of my idea, he is worse than Stalin! |
| 02:24 - 02:29 | How can we possibly become the 'Best School in the World' if OFSTED only rate us as being GOOD. |
| 02:30 - 02:35 | Obviously the schools leadership is OUTSTANDING... |
| 02:35 - 02:39 | we have our reduced timetables to thank for that! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | My life would have been so much easier if... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I had become a PE teacher. No marking in green pens and 30 minute lessons. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | No use for ShowMyHomework and I would be allowed to wear shorts all day. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | But even their standards are starting to slip |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | After giving most of them TLRs and promotions how do they repay me? |
| 03:00 - 03:03 | Their Futsal team only finished 14th and they lost to Guatemala. |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | It's okay Kerry its not your department anymore. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | The point is .. is |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I just wanted to be like other Heads in the Borough. |
| 03:25 - 03:29 | doing 2 jobs and earning £250,000 p.a. |
| 03:31 - 03:35 | become a consultant headteacher or even a senior OFSTED inspector |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I might just as well give up my chance of being called |
| 03:46 - 03:50 | Sir David of Eastbury |
| 03:54 - 03:58 | I cannot go back to teaching! |
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