| 00:00 - 00:03 | This is the plan for a single unitary |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The new HQ is here |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | in Reigate |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Epsom & Ewell is carved up between Kingston and Sutton |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | ..and Woking becomes a giant car park for Guildford and Surrey Heath |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Send Kier to the A31 again |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | that will teach them |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Councillor.. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The boroughs.. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | All 11 Surrey leaders have written to Jenrick |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Jenrick has pulled the white paper |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone leave except Kemp, Furniss, Few and Killian |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Another U-turn! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Theyve done it again! They've U-turned again! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Simon Clark promised me we would rewrite local government history together. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I told HR to go on a spending spree |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Hire escapees from Whitehall.. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | .. trying to flee Brexit negotiations |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | They've just announced to the world |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | we have zero respect for the law! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Only in a limited and specific way |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | The whole of Surrey's service sector is built on the rule of law! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Councillor you belong to the same party |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | What do you think this is.. Spelthorne? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | It wasnt going to stop there |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | We must invade Hampshire and Kent |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Sussex have signed a non-aggression pact |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | That parody of me from Game of Thrones was no accident |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Im having the Iron Throne mounted outside Canon HQ |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | They will drag it up Reigate Hill, creating thousand of new potholes |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | With me sitting on it! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Wait till the Conservative group find out about this. It's worse than Grayling! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Ill send them an email |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | A private email, to a private group |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | the bid is effectively dead! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Because of this government.. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | ..starting fires and walking away |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Like a summer's day in Chobham |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | The Fire Brigades Union will love this |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | We spent their pensions on a firework display |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | They've got more members in Trumpton now! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, they're extending retirement age to 60 |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I'll shift the blame |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | onto Nick from Runnymede |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It's all his fault |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Get Farnham Residents Group on the phone |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Tell them we are ready to negotiate.. we can ask them to invite us |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | We will transform the whole of Surrey |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | into a unitary parish council |
