00:00 - 00:03 | Captain Borley, we believe the field placements |
00:04 - 00:05 | for last Saturdays game were wrong |
00:05 - 00:07 | here, and here. |
00:08 - 00:12 | Four long-offs and five long-ons seems unbalanced |
00:12 - 00:15 | and Jabba at cow corner "just in case" left us exposed. |
00:17 - 00:19 | I needed to protect my averages |
00:19 - 00:21 | and a catch over my head seemed likely. |
00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
00:27 - 00:28 | It.... |
00:31 - 00:33 | It was confusing when you told us "Everybody round one" |
00:34 - 00:36 | We think you were tired after bowling seventeen overs straight. |
00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone not on the committee leave now. |
01:13 - 01:15 | Of course I was tired. |
01:15 - 01:17 | I was tired because I am fifty three years old. |
01:18 - 01:23 | And I was still famished after the tea. |
01:25 - 01:28 | 'Tash did not do my favourite! |
01:29 - 01:31 | There were no Turkey twizzlers!!! |
01:31 - 01:34 | I never get them now Debbie has moved in. |
01:34 - 01:37 | She makes me eat healthy food like fresh veg. |
01:37 - 01:40 | and all I want is Turkey twizzlers and oven chips. |
01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, the tea was not the issue, it wa.... |
01:42 - 01:46 | I have to bowl that many overs because who else can I rely on? |
01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, we believe you need to delegate more. |
01:48 - 01:52 | Who else can bowl as supremely as I can? |
01:53 - 01:54 | Delegate to who exactly? |
01:56 - 01:57 | I allowed T-Boy to soften them up first. |
01:57 - 02:00 | He's the best I have and even he couldn't beat |
02:00 - 02:03 | me last year in the league averages. |
02:04 - 02:08 | Did you see Hansens bowling figures the other week? |
02:08 - 02:13 | Do you really want me to get him back into the seconds? |
02:14 - 02:16 | The firsts can keep him! |
02:17 - 02:21 | I spend all day organising the field around my bowling masterplan and look what happens!!! |
02:27 - 02:29 | I am so tired from the double tea potting. |
02:30 - 02:34 | From the head shaking and the chest pounding. |
02:34 - 02:36 | I put my heart and soul into this |
02:41 - 02:42 | I don't expect any thanks for my efforts |
02:43 - 02:47 | I just expect unquestioning obedience and more catches. |
02:48 - 02:53 | I'm trying to build something that will last. |
02:54 - 02:56 | A cricketing Reich that will last a thousand years. |
02:56 - 02:59 | And I need Turkey twizzlers at tea! |
03:00 - 03:02 | Even turkey dinosaurs would be better than chicken nuggets. |
03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Tash, the rest of them appreciate nice food. |
03:14 - 03:16 | I could really make this team something special |
03:19 - 03:23 | and improve my averages if only these old men could hold a catch. |
03:25 - 03:26 | Clowns. |
03:31 - 03:33 | I should drop them all. |
03:40 - 03:46 | Just like they drop me over after glorious over. |
03:46 - 03:49 | I'll give you all another week but I may have to bowl more overs |
03:53 - 03:56 | We'll see how this all turns out. |