00:00 - 00:03 | Welcome to the AFL Awards 2020 |
00:04 - 00:05 | Where tonight we will unveil |
00:05 - 00:07 | The All Australian team. |
00:08 - 00:12 | Tonight we recognize and congratulate |
00:12 - 00:15 | These players for having a great year |
00:17 - 00:19 | Butler is a lock for All Australian |
00:19 - 00:21 | Was he named on the field or on the bench? |
00:24 - 00:26 | My Cooper |
00:27 - 00:28 | Dan Butler... |
00:31 - 00:33 | Dan Butler was not named in the team |
00:34 - 00:36 | Liam Ryan and Dustin Martin were picked in the forward pocket |
00:53 - 00:58 | All those not on the selection panel please leave the room |
01:13 - 01:15 | HOW THE FUCK WAS DAN BUTLER NOT SELECTED |
01:15 - 01:17 | HE KICKED 27 GOALS FOR THE YEAR! |
01:18 - 01:23 | MARTIN, BONT AND DANGER ARE FUCKING MIDFIELDERS! |
01:25 - 01:28 | THE SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN PICKED AS FORWARDS |
01:29 - 01:31 | TOM HAWKINS OVER TIM MEMBREY |
01:31 - 01:34 | NICNAT OVER MARSHALL |
01:34 - 01:37 | ANDREWS INSTEAD OF CARLISLE |
01:37 - 01:40 | WHY WERE THERE NO RAMPAGING SAINTS SELECTED? |
01:40 - 01:42 | Jack Steele was selected on the bench |
01:42 - 01:46 | HE SHOULD HAVE BEEN ON THE FIELD |
01:46 - 01:48 | Boak, Neale and Petracca all had better seasons |
01:48 - 01:52 | PETRACCA... WHO THE FUCK IS PETRACCA? |
01:53 - 01:54 | HE NEVER EVEN MADE MY TEAM OF THE WEEK |
01:56 - 01:57 | AND WAS NEVER IN MY ROLLING |
01:57 - 02:00 | ALL AUSTRALIAN TEAM |
02:00 - 02:03 | BONT AND DUSTY IN THE TEAM IS ALSO A JOKE |
02:04 - 02:08 | YOU ALL AUSTRALIAN TEAM |
02:08 - 02:13 | SELECTORS NEED TO BE |
02:14 - 02:16 | SACKED IMMEDIATELY! |
02:17 - 02:21 | YOU ARE ARE FKN FLGS! |
02:27 - 02:29 | WHERE THE FK IS JACK STEELE |
02:30 - 02:34 | IN THE STARTING MIDFIELD! |
02:34 - 02:36 | THIS IS BEYOND A FREAKING JOKE! |
02:41 - 02:42 | YOU SELECTORS... |
02:43 - 02:47 | ARE PICKING YOUR FAVORITE PLAYERS! |
02:48 - 02:53 | THIS SELECTION PANEL IS GARBAGE |
02:54 - 02:56 | HAND IN YOUR RESIGNATIONS |
02:56 - 02:59 | YOU ARE AN EMBARRASSMENT |
03:00 - 03:02 | WHY DO YOU NOT PICK ANY STAR SAINTS!? |
03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok, Jade Gresham will be picked next year |
03:14 - 03:16 | I will write a letter to the AFL |
03:19 - 03:23 | Dear AFL, Butler kicked 27 goals |
03:25 - 03:26 | Ryan 25... |
03:31 - 03:33 | Martin 15... |
03:40 - 03:46 | Bontempelli 11... |
03:46 - 03:49 | Danger 11... |
03:53 - 03:56 | This team was rigged... |