| 00:00 - 00:05 | So the corridor looked normal...nothing out of the ordinary |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | just a few mushrooms scattered along the wall |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | maybe just a 'little' suspicious |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | We thought maybe we could just send a flaming sphere down |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | but then the wizard threw a fire bolt cantrip at one |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | It went off like this..."Eh! Eh! Eh!" |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | Eh! Eh! right? only real loud! |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | So we just shut the door! |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | as if that would shut the racket! |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | oh yeah! we can still hear em! so we open the door again... |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | and threw more fucking fire bolts! |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | and kept rinsing and repeating... |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | until they were toast! |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | But we're all clear to the next room! |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | With a magic jar - mayonnaise! |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | what to do with 8 quarts of mayo!? |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | spray it all over the floor |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | with mage hand! - but with little gaps |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | so we wouldn't slip over getting to the door |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | turns out there's a friggin shield guardian in there! |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | We open the door (mage hand!) |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | We shut that fucking door so fast! (with mage hand!!!) |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | We got no tank, no heals, this things huge right! |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | Its like a double-sized war-forged goliath! |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | It busts that door open and slips around |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | on all that fucking mayo. We're hiding behind corners |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | We can hardly hit it! |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | and it's healing every round |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | then 3 carrion crawlers come from behind to fuck us |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | but that crazy revenant is blocking them |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | lucky for sorcerer |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | who crowns the first one with madness |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | It keeps missing the revenant, |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | but starts annihilating the next carrion crawler! |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | thing is, that spell's only supposed to work on humanoids! |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | So revenants safe? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | Its fucking immune! And we still have a bag of tricks |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | but all we get is a goat! not kidding! a fucking goat! |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | We're running like crazy - except for the wizard! |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | He just misty steps back into the room it was in! |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | So the goat's fucked? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | Fucked!? we don't even need to chop it up for the stew later! |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | And the other goblin we've convinced to follow us for skulls... |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | its now the only thing in the way. we're thinking, |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | "i know where we're getting the next skull" |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | but it fucking survives! even tries to hit it!!! |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | Like... that's even going to work! right!? |
