| 00:00 - 00:03 | Righty Sham |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Saturday is going to be a busy bastard |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We have already prepped TT on how not to flap |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | However we are concerned for you as some of the key players aren't working |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | including Brigita, Courtney, and Inga. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Not to worry matey, I'll get Tunnard on the floor |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | a reception shift and finish at 9pm for me boys |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Ermm Sham |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Tunnard.... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Tunnard has got tonight off, booked it last night |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | you're on till finish mate, say hello to mark lol. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who thinks solesbury isn't a god amongst men, please, leave now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | ARE YOU HAVING A LAUGH MATE! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | LT GETS ALL THE WEEKENDS OFF! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | AND WHERE ARE THE REST OF THEM!? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | PARTYING HARD I IMAGINE! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | UNTIL 10PM ANYWAY!.... |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | This is the type of shit i get angry about |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Staff having social lives, life plans |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | When I started you weren't allowed one! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But that sounds pretty shit tbh Sham |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | TRY DOING A SATURDAY WITH THE BAD STAFF MATE |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Ok what about Dom being on holiday? |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Don't question that beautful man again! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | SNEAKY SNAKES! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I end up sitting here all night on REC |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Just staring at Paulina's snapchat having fun |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Whilst I have to have small Talk with Mark Williams! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And then I have to look at everyone's hungover faces on Sunday |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Everyone either getting pissed or laid on the weekend, |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Everyone apart from Shamoo |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Maybe I should just fuck off and Leave Tommy Trigg in charge! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Why do i put up with this |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Why can't everyone love me like Kev does |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | That man would take a bullet for me.... |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Bloody brexit. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | THE TEAM NEEDS TO HAVE A HARD LOOK AT ITS SELF |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | ABSOLUTY SHOCKING MATE |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Atleast Basil has fucked off to kitchen.. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Couldn't stand that fucker! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | AND NOW I SEE HE GETS EVERY WEEKND OFF TOO! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It was only because of the eat out campaign... |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | We'll take a look at OCT's rota's tonight |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Try and get maybe 1 sat night off for me |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | If Dom isn't on hols.. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I'm beyond mad.... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Could we ring Ducky Dawson |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | See if she wants to come and help me |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Beautiful lady.... |
