Goblet 2020 Review
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Goblet 2020 Review - Die Junge Bluter 1st to Doddy's Dugongs 2nd
| 00:00 - 00:03 | My Fuhrer, The Goblet for 2020 has been decided |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Shit trucks, The Vellas & THS missed finals |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Dim an unlucky 8th to IntheBont and the Dadbods useless again, 7th |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Zuruck Zur Birke was shit all year so no surprise to finish 6th |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And Hurculees was unceremoniously anal bashed by a Tomahawk, 5th |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | THS missing finals |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Dim, Dadbods and Birke all down the bottom, whats new |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Tennerz |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Tennerz lost the prelim with the same number of points as Die Jung |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Die Jung smoked the Dugongs by 300 in the grand final |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Stay only if you drafted Gawn, Neale, Grundy or Jake Lloyd |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | IntheBont beat Dim! Absolute pea fucking heart |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | 1800's for 6 weeks, shit the bed in finals against the worst team left, without GRUNDY! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | And Hurculees what the fuck was that |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Almost a million more points than everyone else, first round of finals, go play in traffic |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Zuruck zur Birke talking shit non stop, irrelevant for 3 years |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Dropping Wines costing himself 26 points a week, worst drop of all time |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | THS, relegate that cunt, how is it possible to be this bad, i dont care where you live! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | The Vella's, start with Dunkley Dangerfield and Coniglio and last, LAST, you fucking amphibian, HOW?! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Again, Tennerz lost with the same number of points as Die Jung in the prelim, 1585 |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | He fucking lost! HOW. Its not even possible. He didnt even lose yet lost. Nothing surprises me anymore with that pot plant! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuhrer, IntheBont almost beat the Dugongs as well |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | IntheBont only worked out the waiver wire 4 years after he won the fucking thing, what sort of player is that |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Did Brooke fucking Cotchin get her tits out at the Day Spa again |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Are we on Mars or something and nobody told me? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | 1585 in a prelim, is this a fucking bye round |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Did we change the fucking rules |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | You shouldnt win with that score in round 1 in 1972, let alone a fucking prelim in 2020 |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I've taken shits that have scored more than that fucking prelim, useless cunts |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And if I hear once more about an 18yo red head being the saviour for the dadbods |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I will push that cunt into a giant bowl of cream and watch him eat himself to death |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Now, the grand final, 300 you say? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | It should be a pulsating heart pounding matchup for the ages |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | It should bring the tip of your dick to ultimate stiffness |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Like my Austrian stepmother does on the YouPorn's |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | But Fucking Hell 300 points! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Max fucking Gawn has been putting in 150 points a week for 17 weeks |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Playing a taller uglier version of Joe Daniher in the ruck |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | 120 Max, is that fucking appropriate? in the grand fucking final! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | David Mundy with only 40, didnt even score more than Dodd's age |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Dont worry Mrs Dodd, I heard his dick may work after 40 if you're lucky |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Fucking Sammy Noble gets more touches in 15 minutes if she puts her mind to it |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Jesus she got around |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I suppose its congratulations then |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Die Junge Bluter |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | A grand final win from Germany, without a top 2 pick |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Our third two time winner |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Dont fuck up the draft order like the last time you had it |
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