| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir we have managed to push back your appearance at the hotel quarantine inquiry |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | To avoid media scrutiny |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | we've blocked the intersections here and also here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We should be able to move you discretely without having to engage with the public |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Otherwise we'll try operation reach around and come in from here |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | It's ok, China's going to sort |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | this mess all out |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Dictator |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | China |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | China says you're own your own |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | You've screwed the pooch you wingnut. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | These people can stay, Sutton, Eccles, Crisp. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | He promised me |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | he said he would fix it for me |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Everyone will forget, arrest a few nannas |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | the odd pregnant bird |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | stop people from going out for soy latte's |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Then you can rebuild with their glorious chinese labor |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | What an absolute pile of crap |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Now everyone is waking up to my incompetence |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Dictator the papers show everyone supports you |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | My wife has RSI from clicking on those damn surveys |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Dictator, we can still use the police |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Are you trying to be the dumbest person in the room? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | The police know |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I'm an ants fart away |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | from being replaced by that bloke with |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | the weird eyes from that Adam Sandler movie. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And now the greens won't even back me |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | ScoMo is getting exactly what he wants and he's gonna rub my nose in it |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I should have just let him send the ADF in |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Instead I hired those bunch of root rats to sit there |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | This entire thing has gone to crap |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | This was supposed to be my, my way of closing |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | this deal and creating a new reich |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I'm a failure |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | A complete douche canoe to think people would thank me |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | for fixing the problem that I created |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | But I will tell you one thing |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | if these craft beer drinking hippies think I'll |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | let that Jim's Mowing bloke win they're wrong |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry, we can exercise tomorrow |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Now what will I do |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | All I wanted was to be like the Hoff and rescue |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | drowning Chinese tourists |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | But I could only doggy paddle |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | So after that, politics just seemed like a natural choice |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | or so I thought at the time. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Which of you has a pool? |
