00:00 - 00:03 | You have gotten 17th at the IRA |
00:04 - 00:05 | 50 Oarsmen Have Quit |
00:05 - 00:07 | Your team has the lowest GPA |
00:08 - 00:12 | You recruited your own daughter who is shit |
00:12 - 00:15 | And 12 oarsmen have filed complaints |
00:17 - 00:19 | I will talk to the alums |
00:19 - 00:21 | Scott Mueser is a big fan of me |
00:24 - 00:26 | Geoff... |
00:27 - 00:28 | Scott Meuser |
00:31 - 00:33 | Scott Meuser supports a new coach |
00:34 - 00:36 | He told them to file the complaints |
00:53 - 00:58 | Bart, Cannon, Ridenour, Theiss stay behind |
01:13 - 01:15 | Why didn't you fuckers support me! |
01:15 - 01:17 | Theiss I will burn you to the fucking ground |
01:18 - 01:23 | Bart you were supposed to win me 5 IRAs |
01:25 - 01:28 | I won't save you from the Florida alligators |
01:29 - 01:31 | I'll tell all the alumni |
01:31 - 01:34 | you fuckers were doing blow in the locker room |
01:34 - 01:37 | I'll tell them about Cannon's sexual deviancy |
01:37 - 01:40 | And how much you all fucking suck at rowing |
01:40 - 01:42 | Geoff we had a bad training plan |
01:42 - 01:46 | The training plan works for Gladstone dickhead |
01:46 - 01:48 | Geoff, we're not all 6'7" 25 year old Serbians |
01:48 - 01:52 | Well maybe you should've done more supplemental |
01:53 - 01:54 | If you all did more TRX |
01:56 - 01:57 | We would've had an easy 2nd place |
01:57 - 02:00 | behind Yale of course (<3 Steve) |
02:00 - 02:03 | And I'd still have my job |
02:04 - 02:08 | The training plan was perfect you dumb motherfuckers |
02:08 - 02:13 | I am the best coach of all time |
02:14 - 02:16 | If you all didn't take the short bus to practice you would understand that |
02:17 - 02:21 | And Ridenour! why did you go to Germany |
02:27 - 02:29 | Even though you're a gentlemen's 5'10 we could've worked it out |
02:30 - 02:34 | I wish Emms and Vasquez actually pulled during that C final |
02:34 - 02:36 | I could've had a thousand year Penn rowing reich |
02:41 - 02:42 | Instead now I have to steal all the equipment |
02:43 - 02:47 | The only person I'm going to miss is Blum, and only because he looks funny |
02:48 - 02:53 | If only I could have 8 Barts in a boat |
02:54 - 02:56 | Or maybe if Bart actually tried instead of trying to learn English |
02:56 - 02:59 | I could've gotten that assistant job at Yale in a few years |
03:00 - 03:02 | You guys don't understand how cool Gladstone is |
03:04 - 03:07 | Its okay Evie you can still stay at Penn |
03:14 - 03:16 | I'm going to get one of those weird jobs again |
03:19 - 03:23 | Its just ridiculous you guys couldn't beat Cornell |
03:25 - 03:26 | David Theiss |
03:31 - 03:33 | stop banging my daughter |
03:40 - 03:46 | I will take dameon to UCSD |
03:46 - 03:49 | And we will establish our 1000 year rowing reich there |
03:53 - 03:56 | God I hope all those kids don't quit |