| 00:00 - 00:03 | Captain Rohan, I understand you've been thinking |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | about sailing Mister Lucky |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | all the way to Berlin |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Now I don't know if you've noticed |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | but Berlin is completely surrounded by land |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Matty, I know boats |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | and I don't see the relevance of your observations |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Captain Rohan..... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Ummmm...... Mark? |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Rohan, its like he says - its a stupid idea |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | At the end of the day it is my boat, and I forbid it |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All of you need to leave immediately except for Matt, Mark and the other guy |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | YOU THINK ITS YOUR BOAT??? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | ITS MY FUCKING BOAT |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I AM THE FUCKING DRIVER, I AM THE FUCKING BOWMAN SO THAT MAKES IT MY FUCKING BOAT |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | HOW DARE YOU SUGGEST OTHERWISE!!! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I AM SICK OF YOU CUNTS |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | CONSTANTLY TAKING THE PISS OUT OF ME |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I HAVE NEVER SEEN A BOAT OWNER |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | TREATED WITH SUCH CONTEMPT BY HIS CREW |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But Rohan, I am pretty sure its Marks boat |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | MARKS FUCKING BOAT? WHO THE FUCK IS MARK? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Rohan, he is standing right here |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I WILL KILL ANYONE IN THIS ROOM THAT SUGGESTS I AM NOT THE OWNER OF |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | OF MISTER LUCKY |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | This mutinous crew will be punished |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | and as the rightful owner of Mister Lucky |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | it is my right to make whatever stupid decision I see fit! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | If I want to fuck it up on the bow I will do so! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | If I want to drive like a 90 year woman who cannot see over the dash |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | as the owner of the boat, I drive however I like |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | THIS IS ALL BULLSHIT AND YOU CAN ALL GET FUCKED |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I am the owner of Mister Lucky |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | any suggestion otherwise strikes at my heart |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | and I love my boat with all my heart |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | If I want to sail MY boat |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | to Berlin then the fact that Berlin is 750km from the ocean |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | is completely fucking irrelevant - Expedition says I can! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And Matty before you start up with the whole |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I don't need a computer to tell me what I can see with my eyes |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | You can SHOVE YOUR FUCKING EYES UP YOUR FUCKING ARSE |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its OK Anna - Captain Rohan doesn't have a clue |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Ah, who am I kidding? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Matty, you are clearly a fucking genius when it comes to sailing |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | frankly, I suck |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Maybe I should listen to you more |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I can't drive the boat, I can't park the boat, and I can't walk onto the bow without fucking something up |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I don't deserve this boat |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Mark, I relinquish control |
