| 00:00 - 00:05 | Dennis texted us today |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | He just preordered the PS5! |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | He said, "There's so many exclusives" |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | "Great launch titles, like Spider-Man: Miles Morales" |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | Its a PS4 Game! |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | PS4! |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | PS4! |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | Its not even a PS5 exclusive! |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | PS4! |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | Then he said "And Ratchet & Clank" |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | Its a 20 year old property! |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | They haven't updated the gameplay in 20 fucking years! |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | I've never |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | Even heard him talk about Ratchet & Clank |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | Before today! |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | He said they have all the launch exclusives! |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | GTA5 |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | The Last of Us 2 |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | Days Gone, Fortnite |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | They're all PS4 Games! Fucking PS4! |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | And he had to preorder it |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | with no extended warranty! |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | But he said, "Microsoft won't have any single player games" |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | "They have no exclusives!" |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | Then I tell him, |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | Microsoft just bought Bethesda! |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | Bethesda! |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | Elder Scrolls |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | Fallout, Doom, Wolfenstein. |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | They have them all! |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | Then he... |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | Then he said |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | "Microsoft is still" |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | "gonna release them on PS too!" |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | He doesn't understand what first party means, it'll only be on PC & XBox! |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | Not on Playstation? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | Not on the Playstation! |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | And they're all going to be available |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | On day of release, on GamePass! |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | On GamePass, the day of release, for free. |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | What about launch day for PS5 owners? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | A $40, 10-hr Spider-Man game. |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | But its also coming out for PS4. |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | They announced it for PS5 first. |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | Why preorder? |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | What do you have to gain? |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | A bunch of PS4 games, but they have God of War in 2022... |
