| 00:00 - 00:03 | Ang lad we've been searching all over mate |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We've asked Steve's mates |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | we've asked everyone |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Jaz's mate has said yes |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | but he is from the Balck Country |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | This mother fucker |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | he can play golf can't he |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Yes Ang but |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | he erm |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They know he can play Ang mate |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | we can't load his handicap like ours are |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Apart from Ry, Raf & Luke, fuck off out! |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Its that twat Bob again, on Facebook |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Stokesie was single figures but we got rumbled |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | You mother fuckers need all the help you can get |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Luke's wrists are on the way out. He might have a Maverick |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | but he can't use it to chip or putt can he? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Raf was doing just fine, on his childs handicap |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Until he went and won that fucking gay competition with Ry |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | 6 fucking shots you've lost |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Ang I'm sorry I really am lad |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Buying new clubs, driver, bag the fucking lot! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Its the lessons I've been having |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Jesus Christ lessons |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | You muther fuckers |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I'm not having Panda beat me out there |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | because of you twats. Its my day |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Imagine getting beat by a team of benders |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | fucking benders called the Lions |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I can't lose to Panda lads, not in Italy |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | He will never let me live it down |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I bet they have got fucking shirts again |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | some kind of shit logo |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | and their fucking names on their chest |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | what have we got then? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I am taking this serious this year |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I've order a tiny SIM driver, made to measure |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I just want an extra few yards off the tee |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | £400 thats cost me lads £400 |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | thats roughly £100 per extra 5 yards |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I don't think I will out-drive Gaz |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry Gaz had a shitter last week |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Well I suppose there is one thing |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | as least you boys still all love me as your Captain |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | my mother fuckers |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I've still got 4 tonnes of face masks to shift |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Steve thinks we will make a killing on them |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I'm not so sure though |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | they look like crotchless knickers to me |
