00:00 - 00:03 | E-Forms would get generated here |
00:04 - 00:05 | PDFss would go here |
00:05 - 00:07 | HTML5 would go here |
00:08 - 00:12 | users will be amazed |
00:12 - 00:15 | we should use it everywhere |
00:17 - 00:19 | i'm assuming this has good SCM |
00:19 - 00:21 | and some form of build / deploy |
00:24 - 00:26 | sir... |
00:27 - 00:28 | we're pretty sure... |
00:31 - 00:33 | we're pretty sure it can't |
00:34 - 00:36 | but we bought it anyway |
00:53 - 00:58 | whoever picked this product, stay here...EA, that means you |
01:13 - 01:15 | you're telling me we bought this |
01:15 - 01:17 | and it can't even do the basics? |
01:18 - 01:23 | for ***'s sake, what decade are you in? |
01:25 - 01:28 | when's the last time you wrote code? |
01:29 - 01:31 | do you even have commit access? |
01:31 - 01:34 | IIB, Mulesoft, Oracle |
01:34 - 01:37 | who picks this stuff? |
01:37 - 01:40 | no wonder we can't get anything done and we're over budget |
01:40 - 01:42 | sir, we deliver amazing things |
01:42 - 01:46 | they're down half the time |
01:46 - 01:48 | those are planned outages! |
01:48 - 01:52 | tell that to the customers |
01:53 - 01:54 | they don't care about "planned patching" |
01:56 - 01:57 | who does that anymore? |
01:57 - 02:00 | they just want to check their 401k |
02:00 - 02:03 | or check their claim |
02:04 - 02:08 | instead of actually making things better for our customers |
02:08 - 02:13 | we're debating "enterprise strategy" |
02:14 - 02:16 | and work intake queues |
02:17 - 02:21 | and annual "project budgeting" |
02:27 - 02:29 | if only people doing the work |
02:30 - 02:34 | could make some actual decisions |
02:34 - 02:36 | about what needs to be done and how |
02:41 - 02:42 | crazy talk, i know. |
02:43 - 02:47 | instead, it's a game of politics |
02:48 - 02:53 | and self preservation |
02:54 - 02:56 | the groups holding things back |
02:56 - 02:59 | don't even build and run the apps |
03:00 - 03:02 | or answer the prod support calls in the night |
03:04 - 03:07 | it's ok, we'll get your app over to AWS yet |
03:14 - 03:16 | its not all bad i guess |
03:19 - 03:23 | we could have been pushed to Oracle Cloud |
03:25 - 03:26 | or IBM's |
03:31 - 03:33 | maybe we should go back to COBOL |
03:40 - 03:46 | things were simpler back then |
03:46 - 03:49 | who needs devops and cloud |
03:53 - 03:56 | green screens and paper... |