| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir, we have test sites throughout the state |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Many in NYC as you directed |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Also all big cities upstate |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We will easily test large numbers to keep the infection rate low |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | This will help keep the hoax going in sell many of your new books |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Good, Good, |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | The Forest Rangers will run the sites as I want |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Um, Governor |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | um, The Forrest... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The Forest Rangers, They left the COVID sites |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | to fight forest fires in Colorado |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everybody who is not a spineless yes'man leave now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I said I want Forest Rangers |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | They run the test sites how I want |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | They know how to count deer and woodchucks, Counting COVID tests are no different, |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Now who will run my sites? The cops? I hate Cops |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | How can I trust them to run a site |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | when I can't even trust them around my daughters. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Do you realize how hard it is to generate these statistics? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I need to keep these numbers high so our infection rate is low |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But the brainless masses will believe anything |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Bullshit, WRGB and the NY Post will see through that shit |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Governor, what about an IC from State Fire |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | State Fire? Those people whose name I always leave out |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Those people bail me out of every disaster |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Then I call them State Police |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | or Department of State |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I leave their name out of every press release |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | But they keep showing up when New Yorkers need them |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I ignore their contract requests |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I even got their union President to try to fight them at a meeting |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | But they just show up and bail me out every time. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | You have to be shitting me |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Now I need to use them again |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | At least I know they won't say no. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | They even showed up |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | for that bullshit SLA Taskforce |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I didn't think we would be able to find anyone to |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | run around NYC and harass innocent bar owners. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | But there they are |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Not like that Comunist DiBlasio was going to help |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | I'm sure he still loves Communists, he wants Biden to like him |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | We don't have a choice. Call State Fire |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Tell them to send Whitby over. He will love the Overtime |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Call him General or something |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I just want to sell my book |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Hopefully it isn't a bomb like that damn poster. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | We have to keep this going till election day |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I really want to be Secretary of State |
