| 00:00 - 00:03 | Lamar Jackson has a touchdown |
| 00:03 - 00:05 | and Keenan Allen is catching |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | everything from Justin Herbert |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Justin Tucker has 16 points as well |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and the Patriots Seahawks game is finishing up |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I was up 20 points before the |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Pats game, I should win. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Russel |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Russel Wilson has 5 touchdowns |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | One to Chris Carson |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who enjoys fantasy football.. leave |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHY DID I DRAFT GRONKOWSKI |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | 2 CATCHES FOR 22 YARDS IN TWO WEEKS |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | AND TODD GURLEY.. ONLY 6 POINTS |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | KUPP FUMBLED.. COST ME POINTS |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | MY BENCH IS GARBAGE |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | THERES NO ONE IN FREE AGENCY |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | AND TRENT IS GOING TO BE 2-0 |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | IM NOT GOING TO MAKE THE PLAYOFFS |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, there is still 10 weeks left |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | MIGHT AS WELL TRADE MY WHOLE TEAM |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, you cant trade Lamar Jackson |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | REIGNING MVP GAME ME 16 SHITTY POINTS |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | YA CHOOOODE |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | if someone like Trent wins before |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | me, I will never hear the end of it |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I will be the laughing stock of the league |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I have come close to winning 4 times |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | no more Olingers |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | but they are 2-0, they are the best teams in the league |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | The trophy deserves to come back home |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I want it back |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Im the commish, I created it |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | when is it my time |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | my team sucks |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | FOR THE THIRD YEAR IN A ROW NOW |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I USED TO BE COMPETITIVE |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Now I'm competing |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | for the Sacco Award |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | the worst award in fantasy football |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Trent's usually the Sacco, don't worry |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I still have Kamara... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | he just needs 40 points... for me |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | .. to win |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | .. the Raiders are horrible |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I should raise the free agent budget |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | ..maybe then I can pick up a tight end.. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | ..Gronk... |
