| 00:00 - 00:03 | my emperor an update |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | we have forced people to help |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | 2 volunteers from here 1 from here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | were forcing 3 more from here who are slowly giving up |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and a homeless man from here |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | this is good |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | its going to be a great season |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | emperor |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | ermmmm |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | boris has just put changed the numbers of sports |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | were only allowed 6 |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | anyone who still talks via whatt sapp get out |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | what the fuck |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | ive waited 10 years |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | 10 fucking years as a coach |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | just waiting |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | training that shit team |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | till i could take over |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | not even mens they made me train the fucking women |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | all they achieved was giving me a hardon |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | sir there is a deadly virus |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | its a bloody cough a slight temperature |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | emperor people have died |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | if there not volunteers i dont care |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | let them die |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | i even made people use a new app |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | no more rude memes offending |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | jusr pure rotas for hepling out |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | we was gonna have record numbers |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | new players and a brazilain international |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | casualties was shitting themselves |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | and some chinese guy ate a fucking bat |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | now its going to be back to zoom |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | ive made a background to look cool |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | i used that the 45 meetings before |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | i was never on holiday |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | of under the eifiel bastard tower |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | this is going to need more meetings an hour long |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | i had so many plans |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | id all ready looked at sitting volleyball |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | they have ruined it |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | i sent a rude meme in w2 chat |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | they ruined the season |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | id ordered a new chair |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | that said chairman |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | was going to sit on it at games with my ipad |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | no one will see it on zoom |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and i cant get a refund |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | at least m1 wont finish bottom |
