00:00 - 00:03 | None of your players have more than 10 points... |
00:04 - 00:05 | That includes your bench. |
00:05 - 00:07 | That includes your bench. |
00:08 - 00:12 | Your kicker somehow has negative points. |
00:12 - 00:15 | And the Giants are facing a tough "D" this week. |
00:17 - 00:19 | Don't worry, Saquon will run circles around the defense. Everything will be alright. |
00:19 - 00:21 | Don't worry, Saquon will run circles around the defense. Everything will be alright. |
00:24 - 00:26 | Sturtevant... |
00:27 - 00:28 | Saquon... |
00:31 - 00:33 | Saquon has an ouchie. |
00:34 - 00:36 | His ACL is completely destroyed. |
00:53 - 00:58 | The commissioners stay: Igoe, Enrich. And Gilbert. |
01:13 - 01:15 | How could you let this happen!? |
01:15 - 01:17 | Saquon for Chris Carson and Julio Jones?!?!? |
01:18 - 01:23 | How dare you not veto that trade! |
01:25 - 01:28 | Is this what it has come to? |
01:29 - 01:31 | ESPN has been lying to me. |
01:31 - 01:34 | Even Matthew Berry. |
01:34 - 01:37 | The offensive line is no more than a bunch of.... |
01:37 - 01:40 | ...cast offs from better teams! |
01:40 - 01:42 | I can't permit you to insult Jason Garrett... |
01:42 - 01:46 | Most incompetent OC in the NFL! |
01:46 - 01:48 | But Sturtevant, you love the Giants... |
01:48 - 01:52 | He had Dak and Zeke for 5 years and did nothing! |
01:53 - 01:54 | And Daniel Two Pence... |
01:56 - 01:57 | You call him a franchise QB because he spent 4 years at Duke... |
01:57 - 02:00 | You call him a franchise QB because he spent 4 years at Duke... |
02:00 - 02:03 | You call him a franchise QB because he spent 4 years at Duke... |
02:04 - 02:08 | ... where he only learned to dink and dunk! |
02:08 - 02:13 | I should have rage quit... |
02:14 - 02:16 | the league years ago, as Kevin did! |
02:17 - 02:21 | I would pick up another QB, but Kasim has 18 of them on his bench! |
02:27 - 02:29 | I've never watched a game outside of the NFC East... |
02:30 - 02:34 | but I won the league in 2009... |
02:34 - 02:36 | all on my own! |
02:41 - 02:42 | Until now, the worst trade... |
02:43 - 02:47 | in Suck It, Bedford history ... |
02:48 - 02:53 | was Arian Foster for Romo. |
02:54 - 02:56 | It ruined Brennan for years. |
02:56 - 02:59 | And Evan still won't let it go! |
03:00 - 03:02 | And what happened to the IR spot?!?!!? |
03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, Brittney |
03:14 - 03:16 | All my offers to trade AP have been ignored. |
03:19 - 03:23 | How can I expect to average over 100 points/week under these cicumstances? |
03:25 - 03:26 | It's over. |
03:31 - 03:33 | It's week 2 and my season is lost. |
03:40 - 03:46 | But if you think this means I'll agree with Evan's midseason rankings... |
03:46 - 03:49 | you're wrong. I'd rather pick up Davonte Freedman off of waivers. |
03:53 - 03:56 | What's my FAAB? |