| 00:00 - 00:05 | We had the Fantasy Draft and Young Sex challenged the commish |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Commish said "Say Less" and kicked his ass out |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | We thought the season was going to go normally |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | But then FAAB started |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | and Dennis spends 47 dollars on hines |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | FORTY SEVEN |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | FORTY SEVEN |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | and Hines only had 4 yards, ZERO POINT 4 POINTS |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | 0.0000857 points per DOLLAR |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | lets not forget this man, mari, the rusty glock lord |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | traded a third round pick for BENNY SMELLS |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | scored only -1.9 |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | NEGATIVE ONE POINT NINE POINTS |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | NEGATIVE ONE POINT FUCKING NINE |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | And Francis let go LEVEON BELL |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | for nothing |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | he's an idiot too |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | then he lost by 0.04 to SAM |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | ZERO POINT ZERO 4 |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | He called victory not even 20 minutes before |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | AND STILL LOST |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | He's still praying somewhere for stat corrections |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | but seriously, seriously, lets not forget about Martu |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | remember his bet? |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | "Double or Nothing?" |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | He thought he was getting double his money |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | living a lie |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | a damn lie his whole life |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | poor guy was getting finessed his whole childhood |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | probably lost all his weekly allowance |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | he was in denial |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | wasnt having it |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | told the group to educate EL |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | on the concept of "double or nothing" |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | oh yea oh yea, he also called AJ a FUCKING COON |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | interviewer: A COON? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | He really said COON!! |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | he sent in a voice recording and everything |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | you heard the anger in his voice |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | poor guy, he realized what it meant too late |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | interviewer:hows the league? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | It entertaining than ever, starting great |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | but I didnt expect this much stupidity this early |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | I just cant get my mind off of one thing |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | FRANCIS LOSING BY 0.04 |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | poor bastard |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | can someone check on him? |
