| 00:00 - 00:02 | Xavier Holland is the real hero. |
| 00:02 - 00:04 | Xavier Holland |
| 00:05 - 00:06 | Boris has fucked us |
| 00:07 - 00:08 | Hold on. |
| 00:08 - 00:11 | What has Boris done? |
| 00:12 - 00:13 | What has he done? |
| 00:13 - 00:16 | He brought back the rule of six and a curfew |
| 00:16 - 00:18 | What does that mean for you? |
| 00:18 - 00:21 | Not all the boys can get into O'Neills |
| 00:21 - 00:25 | They don't want us to be seen in a big group |
| 00:25 - 00:27 | All wearing our demons gear |
| 00:28 - 00:29 | We can't sink Froth Whitlams until rude hours |
| 00:30 - 00:33 | How am I supposed to do the guinness challenge |
| 00:34 - 00:37 | I can't pour a guinness at home |
| 00:37 - 00:38 | You know Xav has sorted it? |
| 00:39 - 00:41 | Xav has sorted it out |
| 00:41 - 00:44 | Sorted it? What did he do |
| 00:44 - 00:47 | We can just book tables of 6 by ourselves and not wear demons gear |
