00:00 - 00:03 | Triforce, as you know Sanford Kelly has defected from the Empire. |
00:04 - 00:05 | And now SteamCo is planning on sending him to events |
00:05 - 00:07 | here, and here. |
00:08 - 00:12 | We could send some of our players to these events too |
00:12 - 00:15 | but we're pretty much flat broke and can't afford shit. |
00:17 - 00:19 | We'll just do a chip in. |
00:19 - 00:21 | We'll say it's for Dieminion and Yipes. |
00:24 - 00:26 | My Emperor |
00:27 - 00:28 | They... |
00:31 - 00:33 | Yipes and Dieminion have defected as well. |
00:34 - 00:36 | They announced their departures on Twitter. |
00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone that frequents /r/kappa please leave the room... |
01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck?!? |
01:15 - 01:17 | First Tampa Bison and then Sanford Kelly! |
01:18 - 01:23 | What the fuck with everybody jumping ship?!? |
01:25 - 01:28 | Even Kreymore left! |
01:29 - 01:31 | And then Persia too?!? |
01:31 - 01:34 | This is all the fault of the /r/kappa! |
01:34 - 01:37 | I'll fucking sue them and the FGC with a class-action lawsuit! |
01:37 - 01:40 | The third dynasty starts now! |
01:40 - 01:42 | We still have M2K, Armada and KDZ... |
01:42 - 01:46 | Mew2King is leaving any day now, you imbecile! |
01:46 - 01:48 | But Mew2King has always been loyal. |
01:48 - 01:52 | I had to hack his goddamn Twitter just to avoid MarkMan from poaching him! |
01:53 - 01:54 | This all started with Justin Wong. |
01:56 - 01:57 | Once he left it's been all downhill for the Empire! |
01:57 - 02:00 | Fuck Evil Geniuses for stealing him from me! |
02:00 - 02:03 | These hoes ain't loyal. |
02:04 - 02:08 | Even FChamp is making fun of me in public now. FCHAMP of all people! |
02:08 - 02:13 | This Power Glove used to be a symbol of respect and honor but now I'm ridiculed for it! |
02:14 - 02:16 | I can't even stream in a public library anymore! |
02:17 - 02:21 | You would think people would respect a 40 year old man wearing a 20 year old gaming accessory. |
02:27 - 02:29 | I've been betrayed by everyone. |
02:30 - 02:34 | And now it looks like I'll have to work a 9 to 5. |
02:34 - 02:36 | Only SUCKERS do that! |
02:41 - 02:42 | I have to call JamessMK. |
02:43 - 02:47 | I said the last On Blast Show was my last, but I have to go on one more time to do damage control! |
02:48 - 02:53 | That's pretty much the only place that I can go now and ramble on for hours. |
02:54 - 02:56 | Other than my Twitch channel, of course. |
02:56 - 02:59 | Fucking FGC, I'm done with them! |
03:00 - 03:02 | Tell KDZ he's playing League from now on! |
03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Sheba Baby, Valkyries of Arcadia is still intact. |
03:14 - 03:16 | Did you know there's even a blogspot called "To Catch An Emperor". |
03:19 - 03:23 | They copied my entire chat and posted it. |
03:25 - 03:26 | Including the dick pics... |
03:31 - 03:33 | It's the downfall of the Empire. |
03:40 - 03:46 | I hope /r/kappa is fucking happy with what they've done to my reputation. |
03:46 - 03:49 | They won't have Triforce to kick around anymore... |
03:53 - 03:56 | Someone fetch me some ravioli. |