00:00 - 00:03 | We have another menace running rampant again in the social media outlet, Facebook. |
00:04 - 00:05 | He's 15 and a half, enjoys anime, |
00:05 - 00:07 | And lives here in the Harveston area of Temecula. |
00:08 - 00:12 | He's a typical stoner, and existential hippie. |
00:12 - 00:15 | Feeding off of his parents support, while hardly ever giving back. |
00:17 - 00:19 | Temecula is full of people like him. |
00:19 - 00:21 | Surely it can't be Jason? |
00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
00:27 - 00:28 | It's... |
00:31 - 00:33 | The menace in limelight is in fact the infamous Jason Kelly. |
00:34 - 00:36 | His shitposting and psuedo-autistic ideals have reached a new level. |
00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone here who has not heard of Jason Kelly, leave the premises immediately. |
01:13 - 01:15 | YOU'RE FUCKING KIDDING ME! |
01:15 - 01:17 | JUST WHEN I BEGAN TO FORGET ABOUT HIM! |
01:18 - 01:23 | HE IS BY FAR THE WORST FACEBOOK USER OF HIS KIND THAT SPEAKS THEIR MIND! |
01:25 - 01:28 | Don't get me started on his philosophy bullshit... |
01:29 - 01:31 | IT'S ALL GARBAGE TO THE EYES! |
01:31 - 01:34 | How can even Mikasa be his waifu? |
01:34 - 01:37 | She lacks most of the necessary qualities to be waifu-material! |
01:37 - 01:40 | Just another crotch jockey supporting the overhyped anime--- |
01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, surely you have watched even a COUPLE episodes of AOT.. |
01:42 - 01:46 | THAT'S NOT EVEN THE POINT I'M TRYING TO MAKE! HE IS A PUBLIC DISAPPOINTMENT! |
01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, think about is open-mindedness and wise speeches! |
01:48 - 01:52 | Oh yes, just more to add to the pile of shit! |
01:53 - 01:54 | IT'S ALL NONSENSE! |
01:56 - 01:57 | Look at him prancing around, |
01:57 - 02:00 | self absorbed and convinced he's some sort of messiah to the modern age |
02:00 - 02:03 | "I'm so much better than all of you because I'm self educated!" |
02:04 - 02:08 | No one should have to cringe and splutter scrolling down a news feed! |
02:08 - 02:13 | Always finding a way to insert "except ironically" and bash on other people's beliefs through arrogance and dauntingly large paragraphs! |
02:14 - 02:16 | It's as if he needs to insert weed into every topic possible! |
02:17 - 02:21 | And stirring up controversial debacles with anti-semitism! |
02:27 - 02:29 | We're all doomed. |
02:30 - 02:34 | I can just pound my chest in anger! |
02:34 - 02:36 | Don't even get me started on his "posts" on Gleam de la Meme! |
02:41 - 02:42 | Oh no.... |
02:43 - 02:47 | Even thinking about it makes me want to have a stroke, because what he thinks is funny is obviously far below acceptable Gleam criteria! |
02:48 - 02:53 | He's the only one that needs admin consent before posting! |
02:54 - 02:56 | How absolutely disgusting. |
02:56 - 02:59 | What has he even achieved in the past year or so? |
03:00 - 03:02 | Surely not "quitting" smoking weed! |
03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Anna, he'll move to Japan, remember? |
03:14 - 03:16 | It seems as if I "over analyzed" all of this. |
03:19 - 03:23 | Seems to be what he hates. |
03:25 - 03:26 | How ironic. |
03:31 - 03:33 | He'll get worse. |
03:40 - 03:46 | I want all of you to unfriend him now; I can't spare my men to be mentally diseased by his vehement shitposting. |
03:46 - 03:49 | I never want to hear from Jason again. |
03:53 - 03:56 | He is the last thing we need. |