| 00:00 - 00:02 | Can you believe Essendon smashed the Pies |
| 00:02 - 00:04 | 10 goals or something like that |
| 00:05 - 00:06 | I've given up on the Magpies this year! Rubbish! |
| 00:07 - 00:08 | Well I can now tell you |
| 00:08 - 00:11 | A player from Collingwood retired today |
| 00:12 - 00:13 | Really tell me who |
| 00:13 - 00:16 | It better not be fucking Swanny |
| 00:16 - 00:18 | Well he's been missing since Anzac day, but no it's not him |
| 00:18 - 00:21 | Yer he's over in the VIP room behind us been here for the past 3 nights |
| 00:21 - 00:25 | He usually comes in the morning for recovery and can be here sometimes up to a month |
| 00:25 - 00:27 | That's probably why you haven't noticed him playing |
| 00:28 - 00:29 | So tell me, who the fuck retired? |
| 00:30 - 00:33 | If it's not Swanny then I wouldn't have a clue? |
| 00:34 - 00:37 | It better not be Pendles or Harry |
| 00:37 - 00:38 | No it's Nick Maxwell |
| 00:39 - 00:41 | It's the Premiership Captain, Nick Maxwell |
| 00:41 - 00:44 | Nick Maxwell, Seriously? hahaha what a spud! |
| 00:44 - 00:46 | Yep He is hanging up the boots! |
| 00:44 - 00:59 | www.facebook.com/aflbestbets |
