| 00:00 - 00:03 | The German faction of War Thunder has been nerfed severely. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The Fw series and the |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Bf series have all lost their abilities |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | to perform with enemy aircraft due to loss of climb and turn time, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and all the enemies' aircraft are still OP. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | That is fine, they will fix it this patch. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | The Germans will be able to compete. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My leader... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They buttfucked the Germans even worse this patch. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Our fighters are completely useless. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who uses Bearcats, Spitfires, or Bombers, leave. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Gaijin what the fuck! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Why do you keep breaking the Germans!? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Our climb rate is shit, our turn time is gone! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | The wobble while turning is unbearable. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | They are unflyable! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | How am I supposed to perform with the other factions? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Their planes are goddamn UFO's compared to us! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | All they have to do is turn and buttfuck us! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My leader we can outclimb them and use BNZ... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Outclimb the spacecat and spacefires, are you fucking retarded?! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | If we work together to drag them down.. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | They don't give a fuck if we work together. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | They outperform us! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | The enemy pilots laugh at us |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | and know we are a free meal to their planes |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | because of this fucking Russian bias! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | They made the Germans the laughing stock of War Thunder. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | They can't bring themselves to make the game balanced because that would be offensive! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | "Germans are evil so they can't be good!" |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | They sit there in Moscow ruining this game and masturbating to a picture of Stalin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I just want Germany to be as good as it truly was. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I just want an airforce, an airforce to be proud of. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | But I will stay with the Axis until the end. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | But they will never be fixed. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Germany will always be trash because the Russians can't let go of how the got trashed in WW2. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | The skies will stay filled with Bearcats and Spitfires. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Along with all those damn bombers. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | When will they fix the damn gunners on them? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Fuck it, they will never fix the damn gunners! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok, Gaijin might fix it. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I'll never be able to fly as Germany and do well. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I'll just accept that the game is over for Germany. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Gaijin has abandoned us. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The war is lost. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I'll just have to go back to Il-2 Sturmovik and all my other flight games. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | There is one option though... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | We shall fly as Japan. |
