00:00 - 00:03We are preparing to turn Kent into a giant lorry park
00:04 - 00:05I've spoken to the Telegraph
00:05 - 00:07They're going to do another hit job on millennials
00:08 - 00:12Something about avocado prices in London
00:12 - 00:15and how they can't afford houses because they're lazy.
00:17 - 00:19Good. Then the Shire Boomers won't notice
00:19 - 00:21when we break international law.
00:24 - 00:26Blonde Fuhrer...
00:27 - 00:28Brandon Lewis...
00:31 - 00:33I told Parliament we were breaking the law
00:34 - 00:36but only in a very specific and limited way.
00:53 - 00:58Lewis. Raab. Gove. Hancock. Stay. Everyone else get out.
01:13 - 01:15You don't TELL them we're breaking the law!
01:15 - 01:17"Specific and limited way?!"
01:18 - 01:23That's literally what breaking the law means, you utter lemon.
01:25 - 01:28If hypothetically I murder someone,
01:29 - 01:31like oh I don't know, someone like you Brandon.
01:31 - 01:34Then I'm breaking the law in a specific and limited way.
01:34 - 01:37What an asinine thing to say in the House of Commons.
01:37 - 01:40If I'd wanted someone to say something stupid I'd have sent Matt out.
01:40 - 01:42All I said was "He's an expert in trade."
01:42 - 01:46You said "AND he's an expert in trade." and did a stupid nod.
01:46 - 01:48Blonde Fuhrer, I don't see the difference...
01:48 - 01:52And that's the fucking problem isn't it, Matt?
01:53 - 01:54It's like working with Alan Partridge.
01:56 - 01:57I used to laugh at Skeletor on He Man, you know?
01:57 - 02:00"Look at his stupid little minions!" I'd say.
02:00 - 02:03They're fucking Mensa in comparison to you lot.
02:04 - 02:08Maybe I can get Beastman in to head DExEU
02:08 - 02:13No, let's go the whole hog and invite Chris Grayling back.
02:14 - 02:16Can you at least try and make it hard for Marina Hyde?
02:17 - 02:21David Allen Green is probably doing a twenty tweet law thread as we speak.
02:27 - 02:29It wasn't meant to be like this.
02:30 - 02:34Cometh the hour, cometh Bullingdon Man!
02:34 - 02:36"Oven ready deal"
02:41 - 02:42And you lot fuck it all up.
02:43 - 02:47I don't even know where Dom is this week.
02:48 - 02:53All he told me was that he needed his ears tested then turned off his iPhone.
02:54 - 02:56God knows what castle he's at this time.
02:56 - 02:59Probably Warwick or Leeds.
03:00 - 03:02Which isn't even in Leeds by the way, that's how stupid this country is.
03:04 - 03:07Don't worry. A lot of people don't know that.
03:14 - 03:16I was meant to have a quiet weekend at home.
03:19 - 03:23Spend some time with the kids. Wilfred and... and... um...
03:25 - 03:26...the other ones.
03:31 - 03:33Plus I've started violin lessons on Fridays.
03:40 - 03:46Now I'll probably spend it in the Supreme Court instead.
03:46 - 03:49At least I remember where the good seats are.
03:53 - 03:56From last time.