| 00:00 - 00:03 | Del Rey won't collect the boxing stories. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Nor the "Irish" stories. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | The Dark Horse comics are selling well. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Their mainline is selling. Their King Conan |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | titles are popular with Howard fans. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Once 'The Hour of the Dragon' is a cinema juggernaut, |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | all kinds of adaptations will be possible. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They aren't adapting 'Hour of the Dragon.' |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They are writing a script of their own, again. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who hasn't read original REH Conan, get out now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell are they thinking? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | The biggest fucking Conan story from Bob Howard himself, |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | and they aren't adapting it? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And Schwarzenegger, again? You gotta be fucking me. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Legend of Conan? Sounds |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | like that crap "chronology" from deCamp! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | One damn adaptation! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Is that too much to ask? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Hollywood only trusts its own writers. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Morons! Has IGNORING Howard helped at all? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, many want to see Arnold return as King Conan. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | King Conan? King? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | The Scarlet Citadel! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | The Phoenix on the Sword! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Fucking Hour of the fucking Dragon! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Howard already WROTE King Conan! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Are you kidding me? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Solomon Kane.. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Was good and wasn't Howard! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Conan the Barbarian wasn't Howard! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Conan the Destroyer wasn't Howard! |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | "Red Nails" animated! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Now, there was Howard and it ran out of money! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | p |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | What the fuck happened to Worms of the Earth? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Peter Berg attached? Remember? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | j |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | j |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | j |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Anna, we all loved Wood's emo Conan. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | j |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | j |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | j |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | j |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | j |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | j |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Somebody bring me the THRILLER "Pigeons from Hell." |
