| 00:00 - 00:03 | So the results have been tallied Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | And Germany has not done well |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | You can see France,+ India are clear |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Japan are catching fast in third, then Italy, Hong Kong and South Korea |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Germany has only had M and a film about somewhere named East Germany |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | As long as Downfall wins |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | This failure can be tolerated |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Downfall... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | It finished 36th, sir |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | It scored just 134 points |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | These men will stay here: Keitel, Jodl, Krebs, and Bergdorf |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Downfall came 36th!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Not even top 20, but 36th!!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Who the hell are these useless cretins that voted in this? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | It's not like Nolan or Marvel was eligible |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | BOT is a pit of no good Sweinhunds! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | We should have them all rounded up by the SS |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | They claim to have this higher level of taste in cinema |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | But instead the top German film finishes in just 36th |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer, We were not the top German film |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | What the Heil are you talking about, what else is there? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer, There is still Das Boot... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | We got beat by a bunch of arsewipes sitting in a U Boat! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | What the Heil |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Downfall has human drama |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Devastation as the hero hits his lowest ebb |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | audiences will wonder if he will manage to bounce back |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Will there be a heroic triumph against all odds in the third act |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | and the glory of the third Reich will finally march on London as it is destined. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | But instead, what do I see happens? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | We can't even outscore a film about one of my own fucking boats! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | And the Lives of Others? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | We nearly lose to a film about East Germany! How can that happen? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | What even is an East Germany? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | The new name for the USSR? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Nothing makes any sense anymore, and BOT needs to pay. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | We must round up every member that didn't vote for Downfall immediately |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Make them watch Hard to Be a God |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | on a loop, until they break |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | They must all know the suffering that awaits |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | You'll be okay Anna, just focus on the mud and chickens |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I was so sure we were going to win |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | So confident, I only placed Downfall in 6th place myself |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I'm a fool |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | A damn fool |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I wanted to help When Marnie was There, Three Iron, and Kuch Kuch Hota Hai make the top 100 |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | But I couldn't even make that happen |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Fuck you all BOT |
