| 00:00 - 00:03 | As per your orders we have finished our video on time and under budget. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We've parodied the best YouTube has to offer |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | such as this video here and here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We have an overlayed montage of kittens falling asleep |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | while the boys dance along to Gangnam Style |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | So the competition is as good as won. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Well done. After work drinks are on me. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They... |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | Our submission has been rejected; |
| 00:34 - 00:37 | the use of five year old memes is prohibited. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who's not a Blue Blood please leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You have got to be joking. |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I'd rather not have entered than face this indignity. |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I knew this was a stupid idea when it was first suggested |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | but those idiots insisted it was a great idea |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | "Just download a bunch of funny things off the internet.. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | ...paste our faces over it and wait it until it goes viral" |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | a |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Perhaps if we took out some of the animal clips |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, Sneezing panda was the best part |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Sneezing panda? I wanted brilliance, not Michael MacIntyre |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, Michael MacIntyre did say he would do it |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | So we can watch him prance around with his floppy hair? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Petty promises from politicians |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | The same shit as usual |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | "Yes, we understand your problems!" |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | "Yes, we will fix the system!" |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Are you kidding me? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | They need goals they can hold politicians accountable for. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | They need a goddamn plan |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Some asshole with political ambitions could ride this wave just like Michele Bachmann |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | They're doomed without a plan. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | If only they would learn from history |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | You can't support something you don't understand |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Too much of this... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Too much of this running in without thinking |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Just throw reasoning out the door and show people you're angry. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Yeah. That'll work. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Who do they think they're fooling? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | The whole thing is a sham! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Anna, we all retweeted. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | The protesters will leave with politician's promises |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | They'll feel satisfied with the results |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | "We won." |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Nothing. Will change. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Keep looking for a leader to pop up. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | If they make concrete demands, they may stand a chance. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | We'll see how this all turns out. |
