| 00:00 - 00:03 | My glorious Leader, welcome. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We are fighting hard. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Our attack on JDB began... |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | ...and of course we are fighting them with great vigour. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We have hospitalised five or six of the Beavers. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | An excellent beginning. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Have WARII attack LDB as well. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My leader... WARII... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | WARII have been... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The Beavers have obliterated them. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They have cleared the entire LDB wall. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everybody below Level 50, leave the room now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | HOW THE HELL DID THIS HAPPEN? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | There are only twenty-five of those bastards! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | There are TWO HUNDRED of us! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | How are they not all in hospital? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | What are you losers doing? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I've spent a fortune on this fucking game! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I'm throwing money and drugs at you like sweeties! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And you can't beat a couple of dozen Brits? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Great Leader, they've got friends- |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | THIS GAME'S NOT ABOUT FRIENDS! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Other factions are helping them- |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Then crush the other factions too! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | We're the most powerful! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | We've got more members than them! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | We've got more money than them! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | We've got way more drugs and boosters! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | They're just a handful of Brits! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | They admit they're rubbish at this game! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | There's EIGHT of you for every one of them! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | They shouldn't be setting foot outside hospital without getting hit! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I should have known... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | They're mostly British military! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Refusing to just give up! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And the bounty reasons... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | The endless fucking Monty Python! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And the Douglas Adams quotes! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | They'll be on bloody Blackadder next! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Why won't they just realise? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Why won't they accept we're winning? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, maybe someone can get on a wall... |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | How are they not losing? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I've bought two hundred faction members. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I don't understand. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | We should be unbeatable. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Kick out everyone in the faction! |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Buy more new members. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | We'll keep trying. |
