| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have the location for our new store |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We were thinking In Leith close to where the whores are. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | here, and here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We were thinking of employing half the staff we need to actually run the place. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And then get a shitload of managers to bawbag them mercilessly. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Thats what we need some strong aryan manly types |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | To keep the tin stacking scum working |
| 00:21 - 00:26 | Your caption here |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My leader |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Unfortunately.. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The only managers we could get are asian or gay |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The are either eating curry or sucking each other off in the toilets |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone in this room who watches musicals with a nice curry leave now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Poofs and Pakis! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | My store run by poofs and pakis! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | My ruthless reputation ruined by the cast of Brokeback Mountain and It Aint Half Hot Mum |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | You'll be telliing me next there are rug munchers as well |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Ugly bitches with 'taches! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | This is why I said build it in Glasgow |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | But you said no you wanted a nice castle and trams! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Weegies are all Buckie sipping kleptoes you said! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My leader the weegies would have nicked the stock and stabbed the staff |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | They would have gotten used to being Stanleyed up now and again! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My leader they would have bled all over the corn flakes! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Who gives a shit about a little claret we could have taken 20p off the price! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | If it's cheap it sells! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Rather the occasional blood stained tin of baked beans |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Than pillow biting,curry reeking,fudge packing, |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Wogs and hole punching Greta Garbo lovers! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | The aisles will reek of onion bhajiis and vaseline! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | They will have flock wall paper and pictures of Joan Crawford in the canteen next |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And Judy Garland piped over the speaker system! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And the camel jockeys will be washing their feet in the toilets 5 times a day and skiving! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I'll have to resign from the BNP |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | No one will believe that me,Me! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Employed ring piece abusers! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Farter merchants |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | And why couldn't the curry cunts have stuck to working in their corner shops |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Instead of turning up at my door with their dodgy visas and fat ugly wives! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | We should never have given them shoes! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | We should never have let them on the boat and handed out shoes! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | We should have set fire to the fucking boat! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Never mind we can always work at Poundland. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | We'll just have to work with it I suppose. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Learn to like spicy food and nice curtains |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Arses |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Anal fisting |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But I'm telling you now I'm giving it not taking |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And I want a glass of milk with my curry |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Fetch the KY jelly. |
