| 00:00 - 00:03 | At 19:00 we'll leave the restaurant |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | From there we'll walk to the paintball farm |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | From here to here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We'll have to take a car because it's too far to walk |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | But that shouldn't be a problem because we got 3 cars |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I thought were wer going bowling |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | It's my birthday, why don't we go bowling? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My brother |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Bowling alley is closed that day |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | There isn't another one nearby |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Leave the room if you want to go paintballing |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell are they thinking? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Closing the alley on my fucking birthday |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Are they fucking retarded? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I heard the SSH gang is there aswell! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I'll fucking kill them! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | We didn't go bowling last year aswell! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | We went to Mcjewnalds instead! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Does anyone fucking ask me what I want!? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | We can always go iceskating |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Fuck iceskating! Does I look like Fürher on ice!? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir there is nothing we can do about it |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | It's my 50th birthday and I fucking hate you all |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I WANT TO GO BOWLING! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | The same shit as usual |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | You all got cute girlfriends and wives |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And I sit at home, and the one day I love |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | You fucking ruin it for me! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | You call yourself family!? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I would put my fingers in a bowling ball like this! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Every fucking year the same shit! I just wanted to see the SSH crew! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Someone find out where they are |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I'm their biggest fan, I made erofanfic of them! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I just wanted an autograph! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Dolan, RT, Suika |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Why are you ruining my life!? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I should kill you all and feed you to my ferrets! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | But i can't because you're family |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | And this is how you want to make it up to me? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | You want to fucking go paintballing!? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Anna, Ferr is a faggot anyway |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Someone make me a nice cold glass of chocolatemilk |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | And make me a smoke |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | "Feggitus" |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | They keep calling me that. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I just wanted to fit in |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | At least they will have fun on my birthday |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I just wanted to go bowling... |
