| 00:00 - 00:03 | President Obama we have the new job report. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | 1.8 million jobs added. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | The unemployment rate is improving. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | It's improving at a rate greater than Biden's poll numbers are dropping. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And the stock market is within striking distance of pre-Covid numbers. |
| 00:17 - 00:18 | It's okay. |
| 00:18 - 00:21 | Keep Joe in the basement and ride this out. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | President Obama... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Biden.... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Joe just went off script and he said... |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | that all African Americans think alike. |
| 00:52 - 00:58 | If you are voting for...Trump...Jo Jo...Ye...get out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Joe's a stuttering idiot! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | How could I believe he wouldn't shit himself? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Gates should be using him in the vaccine test trials and we are running him for President? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Trump will murder him in the debates. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Joe might swallow his teeth. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Anderson Cooper won't be able to save him. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Voters have seen the videos of Joe sniffing children! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Forget his past racist statements the idiot is making them now! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | President Obama Hollywood is fully behind Joe! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | You Idiot! Voters are figuring out that Hollywood is filled with pedophiles! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | President Obama there's a 2nd wave of covid! |
| 01:49 - 01:52 | Trump won't shut up about Hydroxychloriquine and zinc! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Fauci failed us. |
| 01:55 - 01:57 | Did you see that first pitch? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | It was a nightmare! Even mine was better than his! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Michelle taught me how to throw. She could have taught him too. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | The MAGA supporters are finding more MEME cannons and Joe helps load them. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | They are going to MEME the shit out of us! It's going to be 2016 all over again! Remember how that went? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | How hard is it to read cue cards? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I am not even certain if replacing him with Michelle can save us now! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Now what will I tell her? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | She was so excited. And I wanted to be first lady. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | All we needed was three months. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | CNN's dead. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Our paid shills on Twitter are being fact checked by users named ObamaFearsCornPop. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | The Bernie Bros. and Yang Gang hate Joe more than the Trump voters do. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Now Tic-Tock's gone. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Warren scewed us with the Native American disaster. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Why did she take that DNA test? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry we can run Hillary again. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | We have to do something quick. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Obamagate is ready to blow and fake news can't cover it all up. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It's bad. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Durham holds indictments. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | If we can't steal this with mail-in voting and we aren't in prison we do have hope for 2024. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Greta Thunburg and David Hogg. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Liberals love them. |
