| 00:00 - 00:03 | There are new developments in our coverup |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | NCAA is using Tarnished Heels as an investigation guide |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | These are the areas that Wainstein is also investigating |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | NCAA has reopened the scandal and fraud investigation |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We fear they may be focusing on basketball. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | It's ok, we have many judges friendly to us in the state |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Just give them better seats in the Dean Dome |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Rameses |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Mary Willingham ... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Mary Willingham is also suing us |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We will all be under oath and must spill the beans. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone involved in the coverup - Roy, Swof, Bub, Emm, stay, everyone else leave |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | We don't care about academics at UNC, just athletics |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Trustees will want to know how this will affect recruiting |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | We need to just keep saying that we need to look forward not backwards. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | We will ask local radio shows to repeat that PR line for us |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Are Deb C and Jennifer W Still outside? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | This is their fault. They were too obvious with fake classes and plagiarism |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Tell our DA to dismiss all the charges. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | If we have to vacate 2005 and 2009 championships I will be really, really mad |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | The chancellor will protect us in all of this |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | What does she know, Dartmouth does not even have sports |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But she is a good fund raiser |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | So was Tami but that blew up on us |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | We have spent millions on PR and what good has it done us? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | And Mary's lawsuit will cause CHeat officials to testify under oath |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Everyone knows how inconsistent Roy's statements are |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | One day he is on top of player's studies. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | The next he knows nothing at all about their grades and runs from professors |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Everyone does this, quit picking on us |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Everyone knows majors with the word "studies" in them are fake |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | We should have called it AFAM Engineering to make it seem legit. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Too bad the O'Bannon case was not in front of an NC judge. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Who can we setup as a scapegoat? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Can we give them Roy to save Dean? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Not even Matt Doughtery messed us up this bad. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | And we got rid of him quickly, why is Roy still here? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Make sure all emails are destroyed |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Do not backup any of our hard drives, we will say they crashed |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | It worked for the IRS |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | When will this end? Football starts in a month. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry Deb, we can get an alumni to drop the case against you. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Soon we will be back in our Dean Dome seats |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | So I expect a slap on the wrist. Nothing more. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Legislature is full of Ram's club members, don't worry. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Tell the Hat to tell football recruits that this is only a basketball scandal. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Remember, our frat boys have infiltrated all levels of state government |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Don't forget that the BOG are fan boys, they will protect us. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | It's OK, our academic reputation is much less important than banners |
