| 00:00 - 00:03 | ...so the virus is out of hand in Melbourne town |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Security have HUGE sex drives! |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | hotels, housing commission flats |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | it looks like a virulent wet dream is ye olde Victoria! |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | don't let it get to the leafy East FFS.. certainly not Braiighton |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | East? My side of the wall? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | that will NOT be ok.... |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | ...Wuhan Dan Fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Viruses at the EAST! |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | and that's IN-CON-CEEEEIVABLE |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | sorry, it MIGHT reach - the East... |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | I, don't care... for this update |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I TOLD YOU TO KEEP THIS WEST! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | AWAY FROM THE RICH, THE RELEVANT, THE ELITE! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | This was supposed to infect the unwashed! the filth! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I was informed the virus was under our control! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | your tears will not resolve this! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I told Dan Chan-drews to keep this WEST! not EAST! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Why Why Why is this Chinese lab rat filth still in my frame? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Did you not see my cheque from Obama for $3.7 mil USD??? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | I said bats & rooster f*cking & the usual! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I SAID BAT FONDLING!!!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Like Biden I take facts over truth! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You batcock tastes like The Tunnel hot dogs! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I sold them u know - in '93 |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | couldn't get pussy so took video |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | to jack off to later... you know it's true |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I don't even care who knows I put a face mask over my tool |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | no virus for me, in 93, on my pee pee |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | MASKS! 8PM CURFEW! DO WHAT I SAY!!! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | MY COCK IS LARGE, I PROMISE |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | no idea who I am servicing tonight but it will be monumental |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | buy masks, do what I say, whatever it is |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I know I'm right, tomorrow, whatever it is |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | FINE people, cash me up - I need hookers |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | belt & road, take my load |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I will NOT wear North face for you c*nts! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I swear it's suit n tie for this month, minimum |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | those lefty morons can suck my ball |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | It is a beaut after all |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I'll take a selfie as I kill this virus forever |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | his ears are as tasty as his cock |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | It's an event you know - my cock |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I spunk off my balcony |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | it impresses the voters |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | the trick - is cologne |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | about my semen - it's a hand cloud that I smack for my fans and followers |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I will win it all - they love my covid speeches |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Scomo is a c*nt, I'm the God. |
