| 00:00 - 00:03 | Those mates of Buster's |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | are coming to Majorca again |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | They're golfing here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | and the next day here |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and also here and here |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | They might think they are |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | but they'll never find a place to stay in the area |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | But boss |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Big Toni... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Big Toni is helping to sort out accommodation |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Looks like the trip is on |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone with a handicap over 25, leave the room now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Those fuckers can't come here! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Playing on our golf courses! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Fucking Billboard with 28 clubs in his bag! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And Gary 'Floppy' Mond! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Our women will not be safe! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | And fucking Drip Dry Wright |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | We're still finding his fucking balls from last year! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | He's been in more bunkers than me! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But boss, there are some good golfers... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | You better not be talking about Club Class |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | He's won the Rosie a few times... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | He should be bloody good |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | fucker plays 5 times a week! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I guess Honest is coming with them? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Honest my arse! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | That bastard would sell his own kids for a longest drive |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And Shagger Davies |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | That twat thinks he's Welsh just because his great grandad once shagged a sheep |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | He should stick to organising BEGS |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | and don't get me starting on that turd Swerve |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | He's taken enough leather goods |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | to make a bloody cow |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I hope he gets blisters |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | 'Beast' my arse |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | And what about our spy? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Where the fuck is Herman? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I bet he's gone over to the other side |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | He's probably drinking halves |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | This wouldn't have happened with Kommandant Tagg |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Floppy will find a way to shag you |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Then there's that Chin arsehole |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Fucking collar always up on his shirt |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Why? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | What the fuck is that about? |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Thinks he's Elvis or something? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | We need to get Toni to stop them coming |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Put his handicap up to 48 |
