| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have to inform you about recent developments |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Namik, Junaid and one other |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | person, logged into Salesforce |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Most of them only once, but Namik logged in multiple times, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | You can see it here and here |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I don't care about Namik |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We'll convert him on time |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Führer.... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Junaid also used it. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Multiple times, past few weeks |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He said it's support team fault |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who used that Salesforce crap, leave the room now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | And I told Metternich multiple times! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Every f**ing day! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | And every day he promises! Support team will do copy paste! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I am getting sick of it.... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I want to use JIRA... |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | No more f**cking cases! Priority 1 my ass! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Creating cloud issues needs to stop |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | It already happened three times past six months! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Führer..they created a BRC queue |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | FIGHT IT...just IGNORE IT |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Führer..but it is priority one.. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Stop with that priority bullshit Wojciech! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | JIRA only! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | For years we were using it! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | We are engineers! No one can force us to use Salesforce |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | NO ONE! Not even Raj! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And Viviana, she is getting on my nerves! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I don't want to hear word Case anymore! Never again! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Just thinking of Salesforce makes me sick! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And now Bartosz is rebooting JIRA daily |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Even JIRA is becoming a crap |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Salesforce gets into your bones! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | It is an evil infecting everything! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | What was wrong with JIRA! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | It was serving us for years! And bunch of our clients! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Everyone loved it...even Bruno.... |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | So someone decided we need email support |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | One thing that is worse than Salesforce...Email... |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Not even Oleg uses Email anymore! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry Viviana |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | No one listens to me.... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I am just repeating myself.... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Salesforce crap |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | For what? To create Priority 1 cases |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I am going to clear that queue |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And move everything to JIRA |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I am done with Salesforce crap |
