00:00 - 00:03 | Michael has broken Sam's computer |
00:04 - 00:05 | He took a rage fit at her desk |
00:05 - 00:07 | and now her PNN is no longer working |
00:08 - 00:12 | He just cant stop fiddling with things |
00:12 - 00:15 | He's been messing with Robin's computer when hes out too |
00:17 - 00:19 | That big galoot |
00:19 - 00:21 | has broken more stuff? |
00:24 - 00:26 | Boss |
00:27 - 00:28 | rumour has it |
00:31 - 00:33 | He's doing it on purpose |
00:34 - 00:36 | Everyone who has had property damaged |
00:53 - 00:58 | by him. Leave the room now |
01:13 - 01:15 | THAT BIG USELESS TWAT! |
01:15 - 01:17 | I SAW HIM EATING A YUMYUM EARLIER |
01:18 - 01:23 | AND WIPING HIS STICKY FINGERS ALL OVER THE DESK |
01:25 - 01:28 | LAST WEEK HE SPILLED HIS CHIPS ALL OVER THE FLOOR! |
01:29 - 01:31 | THE GUY IS A WALKING DISASTER! |
01:31 - 01:34 | IT'S BECAUSE OF HIM WE HAVE TO WEAR BLOODY |
01:34 - 01:37 | SAFETY GOGGLES EACH TIME WE USE THE PAPER SHREDDER! |
01:37 - 01:40 | SAFETY GOGGLES FOR FUCK SAKE! |
01:40 - 01:42 | The shredder can be a dangerous thing |
01:42 - 01:46 | NOT TO ANY REASONSABLY INTELLIGENT ADULT IT IS NOT! |
01:46 - 01:48 | It sometimes makes loud noises though |
01:48 - 01:52 | ONLY A FOOL COULD INJURE THEMSELVES ON THE SHREDDER! |
01:53 - 01:54 | I TELL YOU, FRANK SPENCER |
01:56 - 01:57 | IS LESS ACCIDENT PRONE THAN THAT MAN! |
01:57 - 02:00 | HOW CAN ONE MAN CAUSE SO MUCH TROUBLE! |
02:00 - 02:03 | FRANKLY IT WAS A RELIEF WHEN HE HE PHONED IN LAST MONTH |
02:04 - 02:08 | BECAUSE HE THOUGHT HE HAD CAUGHT THE RHONA VIRUS |
02:08 - 02:13 | WE RECORDED A 150% DROP IN |
02:14 - 02:16 | RECORDED WORK RELATED INCIDENTS THAT WEEK |
02:17 - 02:21 | THAT WAS NO CO-INCIDENTS! |
02:27 - 02:29 | Lauren keeps trying to get him out on turns |
02:30 - 02:34 | Can you imagine the damage that would cause? |
02:34 - 02:36 | The phone would never stop |
02:41 - 02:42 | IT WASN'T AS BAD A FEW YEARS AGO, |
02:43 - 02:47 | THEN OLD BOB RETIRED! HE USED TO KEEP HIM OUT OF TROUBLE! |
02:48 - 02:53 | NOW HE SEEMS TO HAVE A FREE RUN OF THE OFFICE |
02:54 - 02:56 | GOD HAVE PITY ON US IF THERE IS EVER |
02:56 - 02:59 | A BUILDING FIRE. WHICH ARSEHOLE MADE HIM FIRE MARSHALL ANYWAY? |
03:00 - 03:02 | IF THERE IS EVER A FIRE IT WILL BE BECAUSE OF HIM! |
03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, he never cooks anything, he just gets takeaways |
03:14 - 03:16 | I had to persuade Sam to take the |
03:19 - 03:23 | spare MacBook Pro...... |
03:25 - 03:26 | can you imagine..... |
03:31 - 03:33 | the damage he would have caused to that? |
03:40 - 03:46 | She didn't even want it |
03:46 - 03:49 | She only took it to spite the big fella |
03:53 - 03:56 | He wasn't happy. |