00:00 - 00:05 | So its Tuesday, and we had to host SP tryouts to fill up the program |
00:05 - 00:07 | And we got like 30 fucking people on Tribute. |
00:07 - 00:10 | We were supposed to start at 12:10 |
00:11 - 00:16 | But we were lazy fucks and decided to wait like 20 minutes |
00:17 - 00:21 | James crashed like 7 times |
00:21 - 00:24 | 7 FUCKING TIMES |
00:29 - 00:31 | 7 TIMES |
00:31 - 00:34 | HE MUST LIVE IN FUCKING AFRICA BECAUSE HES GOT ZIMBABWE WIFI |
00:38 - 00:40 | 4k ping |
00:41 - 00:47 | We waited for his computer to stop fucking itself for like 10 munutes |
00:47 - 00:50 | It never fucking fixed |
00:50 - 00:56 | So we just wasted an extra 10 minutes for nothing |
00:58 - 00:59 | PEOPLE WERE MAD AS FUCK |
00:59 - 01:01 | SPECTRE DIDNT GIVE A SHIT |
01:04 - 01:06 | NEITHER DID CORN |
01:06 - 01:08 | THEY JUST FUCKED WITH THE JETPACKS |
01:13 - 01:14 | 20 fucking minutes |
01:14 - 01:16 | The entire tryout was 2 1/2 hours |
01:16 - 01:20 | We had to weed out like 30 shitters |
01:21 - 01:27 | THEY COULDNT DO FACES. THEY DIDNT KNOW LEFT FROM RIGHT1 |
01:35 - 01:36 | WE JUST TASED AND KILLED THEM |
01:36 - 01:39 | BY THE END OF FACES LIKE 7 HAD FAILED |
01:41 - 01:44 | But there were some good ones too |
01:44 - 01:47 | There was AWPtical, Vex, 101recon, and wolfolf |
01:47 - 01:49 | They could actually fucking aim |
01:50 - 01:53 | Spectre got merced by some kid 101recon melted. |
01:54 - 01:56 | Twice |
01:56 - 01:58 | It was so fucking bad |
01:58 - 02:02 | He was a civilian too. Probably been in the group for like 2 days |
02:05 - 02:07 | TWICE |
02:10 - 02:11 | HOLY SHIT |
02:11 - 02:13 | HOLY SHIT |
02:15 - 02:17 | 101RECON AND VEX WERE IN THE GROUP FOR LIKE 6 DAYS |
02:17 - 02:20 | AT LEAST THEY KNEW LEFT FROM RIGHT |
02:21 - 02:28 | UNLIKE HALF OF THE PEOPLE TRYING OUT |
02:29 - 02:30 | So now theres 4 left? |
02:30 - 02:32 | Yes theres 4. |
02:36 - 02:39 | We tricked them into thinking its 1v1s |
02:40 - 02:42 | It was 2v2s NAVFOB wide |
02:50 - 02:55 | 101recon and Vex cleared a team in record time. |
02:56 - 02:58 | How did they do that? |
02:58 - 03:04 | Recon said to rush to crates and force the other team out of cover. |
03:04 - 03:09 | They were doing great. |
03:09 - 03:11 | We expected another clear next round. |
03:16 - 03:20 | And then- |
03:23 - 03:26 | Vex popped Recon in the back of his skull on accident. |
03:31 - 03:36 | And that was SP tryouts. 4 passes. |