00:00 - 00:03 | Our project is behind schedule. |
00:04 - 00:05 | Managment expects results. |
00:05 - 00:07 | Our current sprint ends soon. |
00:08 - 00:12 | Source control migration is critical to our release. |
00:12 - 00:15 | All of our work next sprint depends on it. |
00:17 - 00:19 | We are in good shape. |
00:19 - 00:21 | All of our service accounts have been created. |
00:24 - 00:26 | Excuse me. It seems there is one issue. |
00:27 - 00:28 | There is... |
00:31 - 00:33 | There was one exception request that was missed. |
00:34 - 00:36 | The LOGON to all computers exception. |
00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who hasn't been in my reocurring meetings in regards to these service accounts, leave the room. |
01:13 - 01:15 | What the Guh! |
01:15 - 01:17 | I asked if we were in good shape! |
01:18 - 01:23 | I don't know what exceptions are going to be needed! |
01:25 - 01:28 | I ask you people because you are the ones who should know. |
01:29 - 01:31 | This isn't even a development task. |
01:31 - 01:34 | Why am I responsible for a service account for a new build server |
01:34 - 01:37 | All we wanted to do was use GIT. |
01:37 - 01:40 | Now I have to go back to BISO and ISO on my knees again. |
01:40 - 01:42 | Management didnt want to use TFS to host GIT repos. |
01:42 - 01:46 | You told us it would work! We started testing this 6 months ago! |
01:46 - 01:48 | We decided to stop supporting new source control systems |
01:48 - 01:52 | And now I am responsible for filing exception requests. |
01:53 - 01:54 | And explaining why we need these things. |
01:56 - 01:57 | I am a Developer! |
01:57 - 02:00 | I don't manage server infrastructure. |
02:00 - 02:03 | How do I know what exceptions are needed? |
02:04 - 02:08 | Even the BISO doesn't know how to fill these forms out! |
02:08 - 02:13 | Even after I leave meetings with all of you, I end up in escalation meetings with BISO and Tech Support |
02:14 - 02:16 | And then the ISO chimes in and we get to start from scratch again |
02:17 - 02:21 | All we wanted to do was use GIT. |
02:27 - 02:29 | We didn't care where GIT was hosted. |
02:30 - 02:34 | We did 90% of the work to get it running in existing TFS infrastrucure. But no. |
02:34 - 02:36 | 4 Months of effort thrown away. |
02:41 - 02:42 | Then we were moving to AzureDevops |
02:43 - 02:47 | And we were on our own to recreate all of the service accounts that would be needed. |
02:48 - 02:53 | Deployment remains on our existing servers. Not in Azure. |
02:54 - 02:56 | So we need GOD mode accounts to everything. |
02:56 - 02:59 | The last person who set these up probably commited suicide. |
03:00 - 03:02 | No one can find him or figure out how these accounts got past BISO / ISO review |
03:04 - 03:07 | Its OK. I think we have a request from 6 years ago we can look at. |
03:14 - 03:16 | I guess I have to file another exception |
03:19 - 03:23 | And hope it doesn't require 3 meetings |
03:25 - 03:26 | again |
03:31 - 03:33 | Maybe we just stay in TFS |
03:40 - 03:46 | or maybe we should just set this to run under my own account |
03:46 - 03:49 | User accounts have LOGON to all computers |
03:53 - 03:56 | Why did we ever even try to upgrade anything |