00:00 - 00:03 | There are 1234 containment zones |
00:04 - 00:05 | and countless red zones |
00:05 - 00:07 | The virus is taking Magadi Road |
00:08 - 00:12 | and then through the route of MG Road, Intermediate ring road |
00:12 - 00:15 | Outer ring road and then Nice road |
00:17 - 00:19 | But it won't come |
00:19 - 00:21 | It won't come to White Field |
00:24 - 00:26 | But sir |
00:27 - 00:28 | Today |
00:31 - 00:33 | Today people were coughing like kejriwal |
00:34 - 00:36 | From Kundalahalli gate to Varthur |
00:53 - 00:58 | Those who spent more than 45% of life reaching white field office please leave |
01:13 - 01:15 | You sons of dumplings |
01:15 - 01:17 | You will die and will kill us too |
01:18 - 01:23 | First they become the most populated country in the world |
01:25 - 01:28 | and then they reduce the population of other countries |
01:29 - 01:31 | its ok |
01:31 - 01:34 | They ate some thing that can't even see but flies |
01:34 - 01:37 | now there is a virus that we cant see but spreads in air |
01:37 - 01:40 | no medicine, no treatment, no prevention |
01:40 - 01:42 | But sir lifebuoy hai jaha tandurusti hai waha |
01:42 - 01:46 | Soaps killing 99.9% germs is like vegan cauliflower tasting like chicken |
01:46 - 01:48 | But Sir WHO is confident of stopping it |
01:48 - 01:52 | WHO... They are talking like HRs on Annual day |
01:53 - 01:54 | They know nothing |
01:56 - 01:57 | My school SUPW team, massage boys on GOA beach |
01:57 - 02:00 | and my engineering drawing professor |
02:00 - 02:03 | will make a better team than WHO |
02:04 - 02:08 | Morning they praise India |
02:08 - 02:13 | By evening they are disappointed in them |
02:14 - 02:16 | and they appreciate China |
02:17 - 02:21 | that is selling defective test kits and ineffective masks |
02:27 - 02:29 | For 15 years I'm eating maggi |
02:30 - 02:34 | three times a day from IT company cafetaria |
02:34 - 02:36 | where will I get immunity |
02:41 - 02:42 | For once |
02:43 - 02:47 | For once I got an onsite opportunity |
02:48 - 02:53 | to go to Bangladesh |
02:54 - 02:56 | Now where will I go |
02:56 - 02:59 | I will have to again go with that KTM duke guys to Nandi Hills |
03:00 - 03:02 | Where stoned kids come to see Sunrise in the west after brunch |
03:04 - 03:07 | Men have lesser immunity. We are safe |
03:14 - 03:16 | It is going to be hard for everyone |
03:19 - 03:23 | street food hawkers, cigarette shop vendors |
03:25 - 03:26 | will be struggling |
03:31 - 03:33 | All of you donate and help them all |
03:40 - 03:46 | Distribute rice, vegetables and groceries |
03:46 - 03:49 | but tell them not to cook chinese |
03:53 - 03:56 | I will donate my share to wine shops |