00:00 - 00:03 | Coronavirus has affected Las Vegas Adolf |
00:04 - 00:05 | We must relocate WSOP |
00:05 - 00:07 | Here |
00:08 - 00:12 | What? |
00:12 - 00:15 | We are thinking about Online |
00:17 - 00:19 | Online poker is not real |
00:19 - 00:21 | Its full of Donkey ass motherfuckers |
00:24 - 00:26 | We dont have many options |
00:27 - 00:28 | What should we do? |
00:31 - 00:33 | I suck at online poker |
00:34 - 00:36 | Daniel Negreanu wants to fuck Doug Polk |
00:53 - 00:58 | I knew he was Gay |
01:13 - 01:15 | What the FUCK is going on |
01:15 - 01:17 | He has a Hot blonde Wife i knew it was a Cover |
01:18 - 01:23 | You Motherfucker |
01:25 - 01:28 | What about Phil Hellmuth??? |
01:29 - 01:31 | Is he still Living at the Aria? |
01:31 - 01:34 | He says hes never cheated on his Wife in?27 years |
01:34 - 01:37 | Online Poker is fucking TRASH! |
01:37 - 01:40 | Get MY FUCKING LABTOP |
01:40 - 01:42 | Do you want to play on GG poker |
01:42 - 01:46 | I dont give a FUCK |
01:46 - 01:48 | World Series of Poker? |
01:48 - 01:52 | You peice of SHIT Poker is DEAD |
01:53 - 01:54 | GO FIND ME |
01:56 - 01:57 | Doug Polk and Joe Ingram |
01:57 - 02:00 | Ryan Depaulo is pissing in Bottles |
02:00 - 02:03 | Where are all the Characters in Poker??? |
02:04 - 02:08 | Matusow is Old As Fuck |
02:08 - 02:13 | Marle is dating that Big Headed Ugly Forrest Gump looking Motherfucker |
02:14 - 02:16 | Las Vegas is gonna go under |
02:17 - 02:21 | Wynn Poker is still closed |
02:27 - 02:29 | Mark Ari Died last week |
02:30 - 02:34 | Andrew Neeme and Brad Owen suck each other off every night |
02:34 - 02:36 | people want to play poker again |
02:41 - 02:42 | You piece of shit |
02:43 - 02:47 | I cant FUCKING TAKE IT ANYMORE |
02:48 - 02:53 | its Over |
02:54 - 02:56 | Dont you understand |
02:56 - 02:59 | We cant play live poker without catching Coronavirus |
03:00 - 03:02 | The Orleans is TRASH |
03:04 - 03:07 | Wheres Maria Ho? |
03:14 - 03:16 | Shes hot |
03:19 - 03:23 | Is she single? |
03:25 - 03:26 | Her face is a football |
03:31 - 03:33 | Shes still pretty |
03:40 - 03:46 | Im bored out of my fucking mind with this online poker |
03:46 - 03:49 | I need to have sex with some poker hoes |
03:53 - 03:56 | Are there any drugs left? |