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Hitler vs Jerri
Just a funny lil clip I put up. I was getting really bored with life.

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00:00 - 00:03Attacks have been reported nearby.
00:04 - 00:05To be more precise
00:05 - 00:07Here and here
00:08 - 00:12Our soldiers are currently doing their best
00:12 - 00:15But the Jerri clones prove to be a formidable enemy
00:17 - 00:19Steiner's attack
00:19 - 00:21That will stop them
00:24 - 00:26My Fuhrer...
00:27 - 00:28Steiner...
00:31 - 00:33Steiner was too afraid of being devoured by Jerri
00:34 - 00:36Steiner refuses to attack.
00:53 - 00:58The following men remain: Keitel, Jodl, Krebs and Burgdorf
01:13 - 01:15What the fucking fuck?
01:15 - 01:17Steiner's attack did not commence?!
01:18 - 01:23While Jerri clones are raping our troops he just fucks off and leaves?
01:25 - 01:28So this is how it is.
01:29 - 01:31Incompetent coward!!
01:31 - 01:34Not even the bloody SS are capable
01:34 - 01:37Last time I sent them out on a mission
01:37 - 01:40The nurse had to spend weeks fixing their withered dicks!
01:40 - 01:42But my Fuhrer, at least they're not killing them
01:42 - 01:46So you think humiliation is better?!
01:46 - 01:48My Fuhrer, we only have minor casualties
01:48 - 01:52Then feel free to go and get raped!
01:53 - 01:54Boozing fool!
01:56 - 01:57Do I have to remind you
01:57 - 02:00We are facing one of the biggest threats
02:00 - 02:03That humanity has ever faced?
02:04 - 02:08Not even the goddamn Covid was as dangerous as this!
02:08 - 02:13Back then we had to stay locked in quarantine!
02:14 - 02:16And I almost went fucking insane!
02:17 - 02:21Even starting a war against Stalin was better than Jerri!
02:27 - 02:29I never attended an academy
02:30 - 02:34But with my own effort and brilliat mind
02:34 - 02:36I conquered half of Europe!
02:41 - 02:42Incredible...
02:43 - 02:47To be beaten by a bunch of horny teens is beyond absurd!
02:48 - 02:53Is it not enough that I am already stuck down here with you fools?
02:54 - 02:56This must be punishment.
02:56 - 02:59Divine fucking punishment.
03:00 - 03:02For that fucking gorilla we humans have killed!
03:04 - 03:07C'mon Gerda, let's post this on TikTok
03:14 - 03:16I am sorry to say this gentleman
03:19 - 03:23But I don't see any way out of this
03:25 - 03:26It's over...
03:31 - 03:33The war is lost.
03:40 - 03:46But if you think for a single second that I will become prey to Jerri. You are gravely mistaken.
03:46 - 03:49I'd rather blow my brains out.
03:53 - 03:56Do what the hell you want.