00:00 - 00:03Grand CEO, we need to alert you to a situation
00:04 - 00:05We haven't planned well
00:05 - 00:07We've had a lot of good work cancelled
00:08 - 00:12Customers are unhappy
00:12 - 00:15We're doing a shitty job
00:17 - 00:19It's OK. Just remind them we're Raspch!
00:19 - 00:21They'll throw Euros at us!
00:24 - 00:26Grand CEO
00:27 - 00:28Sir...
00:31 - 00:33We stuck our heads in the sand
00:34 - 00:36We are out of money
00:53 - 00:58Everyone who actually understands how to run the business, leave
01:13 - 01:15What do you mean?
01:15 - 01:17No money? Angry customers?
01:18 - 01:23Who can we blame? Certainly not us? We're Senior Leadership!
01:25 - 01:28275 years doing business! We know what we're doing!
01:29 - 01:31Don't tell me somehow we're responsible!
01:31 - 01:34This isn't our fault!
01:34 - 01:37It's the PMs! The technical teams! Anyone but us!
01:37 - 01:40We'll punish them and fix our lack of cash!
01:40 - 01:42Sir, what exactly do you mean?
01:42 - 01:46Steal their bonuses! Don't pay them!
01:46 - 01:48Grand CEO! That's unethical!
01:48 - 01:52Don't lecture me about ethics!
01:53 - 01:54They don't deserve to be paid!
01:56 - 01:57I don't care that they met objectives!
01:57 - 02:00It doesn't matter we had time to adjust them and didn't.
02:00 - 02:03Who cares if we announced payment?
02:04 - 02:08Why should we pay them...
02:08 - 02:13...just because they did the work?
02:14 - 02:16Why should we be responsible for our own failures?
02:17 - 02:21Don't pay them!
02:27 - 02:29Of course be sure to pay ourselves
02:30 - 02:34Don't you dare hold anyone actually responsible
02:34 - 02:36Certainly not anyone close to us
02:41 - 02:42They need to fix the problems we created
02:43 - 02:47I don't care if we made it impossible, kept ineffective people at the top
02:48 - 02:53Do not pay their bonuses, period!
02:54 - 02:56Let them suffer
02:56 - 02:59While we fix our ineffectiveness with their Euro!
03:00 - 03:02I'd stop paying them their salary if I could!
03:04 - 03:07It's OK... everything will fall apart after this.
03:14 - 03:16Surely this will fix things
03:19 - 03:23People will...will be motivated to do better!
03:25 - 03:26They will feel joy
03:31 - 03:33Joy at helping the company!
03:40 - 03:46A little sacrifice, you know, to keep things going
03:46 - 03:49Oh, and tell them we'll eventually pay
03:53 - 03:56They'll believe anything