| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have defeated the Perth teams |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The South Australian teams |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | And the hated Giants |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The gf is set to be played at the Gabba |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Our chance at a flag has never looked so good |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | And what of our Richmond hoodo? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Is dusty still at large? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fagan |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Hodgey... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We kicked 4.17 and lost by 40 |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The streak extends to 13 years |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All staff external to football operations may leave the lab |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Fucking promising season |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | A golden opportunity over |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | First Geelong and now this! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | We barely beat Freo |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | The Crowz stayed with us till 3qtr time |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | The hapless deez shouldve beaten us |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Its all fake |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | The midfield is bullied! Darcy Gardiner exists! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Fages please were 8-3 |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Our AA fullback cant handle that fool lynch |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But Fages, Neale is the Brownlow favourite |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Look at our bottom 6 |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Zkinner |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | 40 volt |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Ellis Yolmen, Starcz and Ballenden |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | All NEAFL wannabees |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Zkinner literally missed from 5m, 40 volt played Ziewoldt into form |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And wheres our leadership!? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | We implode on the regular |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | One good qtr a game isnt enough |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | This goal kicking will doom us |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | The Brisbane nuffs wont survive it |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | The bearz fans of old |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | They deserve more |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Our youth fails to stand up - Berry, Withers, even Luggage |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And dont get me started on Hip and Charlie |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Kick 1 early then unsighted |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Jonathan Brown is rolling on his couch |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And 4 tackles in a qtr, whats the point |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its ok, at least we cut the mosquito fleet |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Collingwood next week |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | West coast are back and Geelong showed us up |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Hope is lost |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | And our list is relatively uninjured |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | We can still make top 4, perhaps with a bit of luck... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Say we avoid the dynasty, we might be able... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | No , well finish top 2 and go out in straight sets. |
