| 00:00 - 00:05 | People buy the dip one day |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | It reaches all time highs the next day |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | It has a pullback a day after |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | Now guess what these dumb motherF%$^s did next |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | They panic sell for a loss |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | and then it went up 300% 4 hours later |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | insane |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | I dont know how they still have money |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | flipping for pennies |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | and selling those cheap calls & shares to the bulls |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | better pump up the air mattress |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | pre order that mcdonalds on grub hub |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | Accounts should be restricted |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | they are so bad |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | A retarded monkey with no hands |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | could make better trades |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | I swear |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | they have to wake up every morning |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | look in the mirror and take themselves seriously |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | Take the bus to mcdonalds down the street |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | and link up to the wifi |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | to sell for more pennies |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | and then when you call them out |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | on all the nonsense they talk about |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | and screenshots of other people accounts |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | they act like you are crazy |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | I cant do it |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | Someone cancel the accounts |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | call some family to help these poor souls |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | before they lose more money |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | imagine |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | there faces |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | when it went up 300% |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | after they finish punching holes in the walls |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | and the mcdonalds manager starts yelling at them |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | so what do they do? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | so what do they do? |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | they go to up the street |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | and use starbucks donuts wifi |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | maybe one day they will learn from these mistakes |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | you really believe that? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | Fuck no id trust a bag of bricks with my account before id trust them |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | although there is always hope |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | just a very small amount |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | similar to their gains |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | okay okay im done |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | but seriously uninstall the app and delete those accounts |
