| 00:00 - 00:05 | People are running around, "Jörg, heeeehh! "Can you answer that email? |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | can you just answer that email already, please?" |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | And I look at them, all desperate and sweaty, |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | from working 12h a day for 3 months on a pitch for Matthias without a break... |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | And I say: I don't read emails! |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | I don't! |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | I don't! |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | I haven't read an email since 1998! |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | ...Not one! |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | But they have no clue, so they keep sending more |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | and when the inbox has more than 20 emails.. |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | I selected them all.. and click *delete*..! |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | ...all! |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | ...All of them! |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | ..and they don't know! |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | They keep CC'ing me |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | ..Poor fools! |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | writing those emails, |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | and correcting grammar..! |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | And sending attachments with comments..! |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | ..and they even.. |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | ..they even use emojis! |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | and of course, |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | of course then they call me... |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | ..to ask me if I've read it |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | because they need feedback.. |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | ..and I tell them.. |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | I'm on a meeting... |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | ..and I'll answer much later... |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | ...and then I don't like anything.. |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | and they have to... |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | they have to send it out, |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | because the client is waiting, |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | for the final files EOD! |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | ...and they have to change the files again and create all previews.... |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | ..again...? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | Again! |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | Just because I don't read emails! |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | I never do... |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | ..and they're running around like idiots. |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | Do they keep deadlines? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | They go back to the files and redo-it, and send it later... |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | EOB... could be anything right..? |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | ..until midnight. |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | So yeah.... |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | They still send emails... |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | ...and then we do it all again the next day, it's awesome..! |
