| 00:00 - 00:05 | We gonna hire 100 new advisors |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | like said in the roadshow |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | starting now! |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | And it seems they are full time employees |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | with a lenovo x390 |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | an iPhone SE!!! |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | And additionally |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | an Ipad!!! |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | And we're sending all this stuff |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | On short notice |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | So we gonna have assett costs |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | Of motherfucking 1.5k |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | *laugh* |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | And these idiots tell us |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | to save money?!? |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | But provide more devices than |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | to any other role in the |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | We gonna spend |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | 150k |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | for 100 Advisors |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | until end of the year |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | and even the c-level sales |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | Has no clue what the |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | advisors will need |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | and they think they can just order it |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | and get it delivered |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | NEXT DAY! |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | And then we look into the stock |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | of our supplier |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | and they don't have enough Iphones! |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | NOT ENOUGH IPHONES |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | and additionally |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | Noone even thought about |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | whether those people need Salesforce |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | So we onboard people from now on for whom we dont know |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | WHAT THEY NEED |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | Classic Wefox! |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | And then I realize we are |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | starting this right now! |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | Can you imagine? Like today! |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | Without any tool |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | to manage assets at all! |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | And then |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | they tell us we can't have holidays in august. |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | But even better |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | I will be sick next week! |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | Fuckers!!! |
