| 00:00 - 00:03 | As I was saying, Lord Mod Higherhighs... lethal and eljefe and basically |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | all the edgelords have been banned |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | the chat is clean and you can love anyone |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | except white straight males |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | the tourney schedule is set |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | and the traffic has increased? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | theres 500 players as we promised? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | sir |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | the traffic is the lowest its been since 2011 |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | word has reached the autists on 2p2 |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | the entire public sentiment has turned |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | everyone leave right now except whiteNnerdy, acemonth, joan, and bakkhos |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | how could you let this HAPPEN?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | YOU PROMISED THAT TURNING SJW WAS THE WAY OF THE FUTURE |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | NOW WE LOOK LIKE FOOLS |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | EVERYONE WILL BE LAUGHING AT US |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE BSOP |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | THE GREATEST BITCOIN TOURNEY SERIES EVER |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | INSTEAD WE ARE GONNA PROBABLY LOSE OUR EYEBALLS IN OVERLAY |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | TRAFFIC WAS DROPPING FOR MONTHS BEFORE THIS |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | sir, there's still the aussie stables, putting in more volume than ever |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | THE AUSSIE STABLES ARE FILLED WITH HALFWITS |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | but sir, they're raking more than ever this weeks |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | they'll be broke in another month, you fools |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | this was supposed to be the greatest bitcoin poker site |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | this was my greatest vision |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | i play here and make money, AND i could clean up chat |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | it was never supposed to end like this |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | we are being overtaken in traffic by j88 poker |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | the series is a disaster |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | we could've had the traffic of GGpoker |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | could've had negreanu playing bracelet events here |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | streaming and melting down on camera |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | but your foolishness cost it all |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | why would you advise me to ban all the coolest people |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | and turn chat into a living joke? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | why did you tell me chat had to be a safe space? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | and that we had to rebrand |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | we were always the world wide west of poker |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | from the start, anyone could say anything |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | thats what made us great |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | relax, you can still give higherhighs deergasms on twitch streams |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | i just wanted to increase my hourly and clean up chat |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | i didnt realize censorship was so dangerous |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | we are all one, we should just hug each other and not fight |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | and not play poker, why take each other's money? |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | we're all the same, let's hold hands and sing and have campfires |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and not abandon swc poker cuz of my inept modding |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | i was trying to do good, and ended up hurting swc and my own bottom line in the long run. oh well, live and learn |
