| 00:00 - 00:03 | We can force them to come back to the office |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We cut their hours in half |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | For them to come crawling back |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | And sit back in their non-social-distanced cubicles |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And we can squeeze in a few more techs here. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | And they don't know its illegal |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | So we can continue business as usual. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | John... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We received... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We received a letter from OSHA |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | About laws we have been breaking. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone get out except Eli, Carlo, Chris T, and Anthony. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This is fucking bullshit! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | That fucking ungrateful morning team! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | They keep complaining about fucking "human rights!" |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I shit on their "human rights" |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I've had enough! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | All starting with that bearded fuck Dan! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I pulled his ass out of that fucking juicery |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | He'd still fucking be there getting fucked in the ass |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | John, we don't know for sure it's Dan |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Get your head out of your ass, Eli! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | John, it could be the alarm ops that Carlo pissed off |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Those alarm ops are fucking brainless military veterans |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Military reserves! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | They know how to follow orders |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Not bitch about fucking "human rights" |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Or complain about being underpaid for more work |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Instead I have these fucking anime weebs |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Talking about uwu this and waifu that |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I read their fucking chats every night |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | My wife tells me I should stop but I say I never will and neither would Stalin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | And that other fat-fuck Kevin |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I took a chance on him. I personally interviewed him. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Only for him to spit in my face |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Ungrateful beaner |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | All those fucking times I catch him on that fucking phone |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | God, I hate when they use their fucking phones |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Brendan is always on his the most |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | He was playing a game in front of Eli during a meeting! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And does Eli say anything? No! He's too weak! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Jessica, your boyfriend Terry will still be here |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | At least we still have Chris A |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | And grooming Gabe to take over Dan |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Terry will be okay |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | David can take over for Kevin and Brendan |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | If we get shut down we can just start a new business with a new name |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | That's the beauty of being white |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Long live RTI |
