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<Progress> Opening the Gates of Ahn'Qiraj
First ever look behind the scenes of a top secret <Progress> officer meeting.

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00:00 - 00:03Attention all human males,
00:04 - 00:05It has come to our attention that NOTA
00:05 - 00:07is stealing OUR mobs in Silithus.
00:08 - 00:12We we're running to hive regal when suddenly 40 players from NOTA descended
00:12 - 00:15upon the hive and hit the mobs before we could.
00:17 - 00:19This is simply illegal.
00:19 - 00:21No one is allowed to tag our mobs in Silithus.
00:24 - 00:26Well...
00:27 - 00:28They're saying..
00:31 - 00:33They're saying they don't give a shit and that we can't dictate how they play the game.
00:34 - 00:36They are making fun of us for being mad.
00:53 - 00:58Everyone leave the room except officers, spreadsheet managers, layer captains, and Silithus deputies.
01:13 - 01:15WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?
01:15 - 01:17WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS GOING ON?!
01:18 - 01:23NOTA HASN'T DONE ANYTHING EXCEPT STEALING OUR SPEEDRUN STRATEGIES AND NOW THEY ARE STEALING OUR MOBS...
01:25 - 01:28..THE MOBS THAT WE RIGHTFULLY DECLARED AS OURS.
01:29 - 01:31DID YOU SEE THEIR 19:46 SPEEDRUN?!
01:31 - 01:34THEY LACKED A LOT OF THEIR MAIN WARRIORS AND DIDNT EVEN HAVE MIDSUMMER BUFFS!
01:34 - 01:37THEIR FUCKING SUPPRESSION ROOM WAS THE BEST I'VE EVER SEEN
01:37 - 01:40BUT THE REST OF THE STRATS WE'RE RIGHT UP STOLEN FROM US!!!
01:40 - 01:42You can't possibly think you own the rights to speedrun strategies, it's a 15 year old ga..
01:42 - 01:46THEY ARE FUCKING COPYRIGHTED. AS ARE EVERY SINGLE MOB IN SILITHUS.
01:46 - 01:48Listen, everyone is ridiculing us for this!
01:48 - 01:52WELL GUESS WHAT RETARD, IT'S NOT EVEN REMOTELY FUCKING FUNNY!
01:53 - 01:54FUCKING "NONE OF THE ABOVE" !!
01:56 - 01:57DO YOU RETARDS KNOW THEY HAVEN'T EVEN CONTRIBUTED
01:57 - 02:00WITH A SINGLE FUCKING MATERIAL TO THE WAR EFFORT,
02:00 - 02:03MEANWHILE, WE HAVE SLAVED FOR THOUSANDS OF ENDLESS FUCKING HOURS.
02:04 - 02:08FARMING EVERY SINGLE SHITTY FIREBLOOM, WOLF MEAT, LEATHER AND GOD KNOWS WHAT ELSE.
02:08 - 02:13WE SET UP FARMING FACTORIES ALL AROUND AZEROTH FOR WEEKS TO FINISH THIS HORRIBLE SHIT!!
02:14 - 02:16And those fucking NOTA members...
02:17 - 02:21NOT ONLY DO THEY GET TO RAID AQ ON LAUNCH COMPLETELY FREE, THEY ARE NOW ALSO LEECHING A SCARAB LORD!
02:27 - 02:29I am just so fucking mald right now..
02:30 - 02:34We are Progress. A pure guild, consisting of only human males.
02:34 - 02:36I don't understand why we don't get any respect.
02:41 - 02:42Fucking traitors.
02:43 - 02:47I DEMAND THAT THEY GIVE BACK ALL OF THE FRAGMENTS AND THAT THEY STOP STEALING OUR SPEEDRUN STRATS!
02:48 - 02:53THEY ARE NUMBER #3 IN THE WORLD RIGHT NOW AND IT'S ONLY BECAUSE THEY ARE LEECHING ON US.
02:54 - 02:56AND NOW YOU GUYS ARE LOSING MOB TAGS TO THESE RETARDS
02:56 - 02:59WE'VE MADE 9 SPEADSHEETS FOR SILITHUS FARMING AND YOU'RE STILL LOSING TO THESE RETARDS
03:00 - 03:02THE GUYS THAT DIDN'T EVEN TURN IN A SINGLE LINEN CLOTH?
03:04 - 03:07It's OK Griever, I don't think he knows you fucked up your linen cloth yet..
03:14 - 03:16The worst part about this horrible nightmare..
03:19 - 03:23..is that you guys haven't been honest with me about the War Effort and the turn-ins.
03:25 - 03:26500 lean wolf stakes.
03:31 - 03:33And 80,000 linen cloth.
03:40 - 03:46I recieved a message from NOTA telling me to hurry the fuck up and farm the rest of the fucking supplies so the gates actually open.
03:46 - 03:49And that we're gonna lose world first C'thun to Onslaught anyway.
03:53 - 03:56Get on the flight path to Westfall.