| 00:00 - 00:03 | The Coronavirus has taken the world by storm! |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | There are over 13.2 million total cases |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | And 3.48 million in the US |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Brazil and India have been hit very hard |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And over 575k people have died so far! |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I don't care about that. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Has my COVID-19 test result come back? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Your result... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | You have tested positive for COVID-19... |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | You aren't expected to survive... |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who said 2020 will be a great year, please leave. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE FUCK!? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | HOW THE HELL DID I TEST POSITIVE!? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | WHO IS THE SCUMBAG THAT GOT ME INFECTED? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I HAVE THE BEST DOCTORS THE WORLD HAS SEEN! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | HOW COULD I POSSIBLY GET INFECTED!? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | THIS MUST HAVE BEEN PLOTTED! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | BY THOSE STUPID MCDONALDS EMPLOYEES! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I WAS FINE BEFORE THOSE SCUMBAGS SERVED ME! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Fuhrer, stop blaming random people.. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | SHUT YOUR UGLY ASS UP, YOU GAY ASS FAG |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuhrer, I was the one who got you facemasks.. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | YOU CAN SHOVE THOSE FACE MASKS UP YOUR PHONY ASS! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | THIS WAS PLOTTED! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | DO YOU EXPECT ME TO SOCIAL DISTANCE |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | INSTEAD OF PARTYING AT CHUCK'E CHEESE'S? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | AND RAIDING FREE COSTCO SAMPLES? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I WAS HAVING SUCH A GOOD TIME UNTIL I GOT INFECTED |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | MY LUNGS ARE ON FIRE RIGHT NOW! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I SHOULD HAVE SOCIAL DISTANCED |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | AND WASHED MY HANDS AFTER I TOOK A FAT SHIT IN PUBLIC RESTROOMS! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I can't believe I'm gonna die... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | All because of a retarded virus |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | That I caught from some dumbass! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | CORONA |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | THE GAYEST NAME I'VE EVER HEARD! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | THIS SHIT GOT ME FUCKED UP! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I cannot die from this... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Y'all have to save me somehow.. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | There has to be a vaccine for COVID-19 somewhere! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Do you know if there is a vaccine for COVID-19? |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Well, this it it boys... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I'm gonna die thanks to this stupid virus.... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It's over... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Prepare my funeral... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But if you think that I'll spend my final days social distancing, you are wrong! |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I'd rather infect jews with this virus. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Prepare my funeral... |
